Megaroni

Life is a stage & I have stage fright

[Great House @xspotsdamark]

Those brave explorers just discovered Britain. We're witnessing history.

[Megaroni @mlouden7]

@indubitably420 Gotta cover the bases

[eccö @3CC0__]

The Underwater Screen Saver from Windows 98

[Via Lena @hiitsvia]

New song is out !!!!

https://t.co/WwHuiAwg1x

#NewMusicAlert #NewArtist #NewSingle #Spotify #AppleMusic #uhoh

[Megaroni @mlouden7]

Hey if any random sugar daddy finds this please pay off my student loans. Got 15,000 left. Thank u !

[WEST @unfriendlywest]

Not a single lie was told.

[Megaroni @mlouden7]

@superdupercud Lie

[Megaroni @mlouden7]

I’ve never had a distinct style that I like or interior design preference, lasting hobbies, or even career goals, but I’m finally finding these things out abt myself at 24 and honestly is this what it’s like to feel alive lmao

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Abolish the death penalty.

[Functionally Feral @FeralFerrell]

Fuck a to-do list, instead I’m making a list of all the shit I already accomplished, call it a ta-dahhhh list

[Megaroni @mlouden7]

I don’t know who I want to be in the future or what I want to be doing and it’s honestly terrifying

[Megaroni @mlouden7]

@xxxxxxxxxxxtina omfg yooo

[Caitlin @caithuls]

Release the vaccine in vape form and I promise no one will ask what is in it

[Megaroni @mlouden7]

😂

[Kirby Jones @kejones_]

Last night I discovered “minimalist nativity sets” and I am WEEPING

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

remember ladies, you never have to feel bad about guys buying you drinks!! there’s a wage gap they can afford it!!

[Megaroni @mlouden7]

like the partially blind vomiting cant feel my hands kind

[Megaroni @mlouden7]

conveniently only get migraines in public

[MK @mlizza_]

I’ve seen Twitter really change peoples life, so I’m gonna give it a try. My husband opened up this restaurant called Cocina Express right when COVID started. It’s been rough. A simple RT would mean the world. It’s located at 4214 Floral Dr
Los Angeles, CA 90063

[Laå 🐾 @iitsLaa]

Being in ur 20’s is like “if i can just get through this week i’ll be ok” but it’s every freaking week

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

Girls will spend more money on going blonde than Trump paid in taxes