*Almost has the soda in paw…what? @mlp_Fluttershy finds her balance in her own way he has his own balance to find. And it involves drinking soda and eating carrot cake. *
*Has broken out the slide projector and has a chart showing the percentage of angry birds around the house over time. Is pointing to a huge spike labeled @mlp_Fluttershy goes to Wren-fair.*
*pulls out the snapshots of @mlp_Fluttershy swarmed by amorous birds bringing her shiny trinkets, worms and for some reason a diet soda. The he pulls out the pictures of her being swarmed by jealous birds who have just brought their rage at being jilted.*