Ace Bandage

Providing medical care to the citizens of Ponyville and the School of Friendship. Not responsible for broken hearts.

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

imagine ur card declines at therapy and they make you go back to junior year of hs

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

*Would prescribe @mlp_Celestia 100 snuggles.*

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

*More than likely attending to his injuries in the Nurses’ Office.*

First it was jellyfish, now it’s a beehive..

(Dang kids never learn..)

[Sandbar @mlp_SandB]

*pokes a beehive*

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

*Is indeed an Ace in her craft.*

*That is, y’know, health n’ doctoring n’ stuff.*

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

*Inventory day.*

One tongue compressor, two tongue compressors, three tongue compressors...

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

Not to worry, Princess @mlp_Twilight was vaccinated for the Feather Flu almost immediately once gaining princessdom.

Not on her watch.

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

Dr. Bandage Approves this message.

*Hoofstamp!*

[Rainbow Dash @mlp_Rainbow]

*Is thankfully free from feather flu. Vaccination matters, folks*

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

Cant decide what floss flavor to use. “Bubblegum or Everfree Mint?”

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

She wears this look and outfit as @mlp_FriendGuard goes and takes care of the fake doctor.

#WWU2019

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

“Catch her for me. Also; I’m heading back to the text. Two stallions already have thorns in their hooves...” Nods to the @mlp_FriendGuard and heads back to the medical tent.

#WWU2019

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

Chases @mlp_DrQuack with a straight jacket.

“GET OVER HERE, YOU!”

#WWU2019

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

Scratches behind her head. “Sorry about that.” ( @mlp_Somnambula )

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

Helps @mlp_Somnambula up to her hooves. “There ya’ go.”

Struggles to pronounce the pony’s name. “Soma—“ ...”Sonab—“

Looks to @mlp_Brave_Soul for help.

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

“What was your name again, dear?” She asks @mlp_Somnambula as she washes her hooves once more.

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

“Additionally, you can apply ice to tame the swelling and inflammation, but make sure you stay comfortable and /don’t/ rest directly on it. Use cushions.”

“Apply heat to control the stiffness you may get from the icing and elevating.” ( @mlp_Somnambula )

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

“Ah, also utilize cloves, you can get a powder from @mlp_Zecora or in the town Flea Market that happens weekly. That’ll help with nausea.”

Writes these names down on an Rx notepad and rips it off, levitating it over to @mlp_Somnambula .

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

(( Last tweet was for @mlp_Somnambula and maybe @mlp_Brave_Soul . ))

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

“Come back to me weekly so I can change the gauze. You can come also if the gauze gets soiled.”

Shimmies over to the medicine cabinet. She takes out a bunch of herbs.

“Use Willow Bark to ease the inflammation; brew it in tea.”

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

“We /have/ to let it heal. A broken wing like this takes about..” Ponders for a moment, pacing around @mlp_Brave_Soul and @mlp_Somnambula . “Two to four weeks to heal.”

[Ace Bandage @mlp_Bandage]

Takes a deep breath. “Now, listen to me. I know it’s painful, but.. hear me out.”

Establishes eye contact with @mlp_Somnambula . “I don’t have “magic”,” uses hooves to create air quotes, “to heal your wound.”