Charlie the Unicorn

Oh geeze, guys, do I -have- to fill this out? I don't think I should be doing this.

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

♪ With powers comparable to Wonderboy! ♫

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

You stupid birdsite better not take my freakin' kidneys...

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

I don't suppose you've seen my kidneys here, have you? *glances at @mlp_HaYDOS.

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

*never did find his freakin' kidneys...*

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

*KIDNEY!*

*please?*

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

If I could move like that, I'd probably still have my kidneys... #Canterlot500

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

*gallery chatter*

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

♪ Can-dy Moun-tain, Can-dy Moun-tain! Get my kidney back over here! ♫ #WWU22

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

NO! LOOK OUT FOR THE LITTLE ONES! *running away from the @mlp_OHO kids*

#PVSBF

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

Cool, thanks. *steps outside, hops in his wagon, and heads for Candy Mountain*

Wait, Candy Mountain? No, NOO!! :O

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

...I was just asking if you validated parking, dude.

*blinks at @mlp_Plotline*

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

Sooo... that's a no on that parking validation? Cool. *trots out*

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

Y'know, if you don't exactly care for consequences, I can always have her attend a "meeting" at Candy Mountain.

Also, you validate parking, right, @mlp_Plotline?

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

Nastasia has... no idea where my kidneys are.

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

I FOUND MY KIDNEYS!!

...

April fools. >:(

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

♪ Where's my kid-ney
Where's my kid-ney?! ♫ #WWU21

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

@mlp_BGPonies @mlp_AssemblyL @mlp_Airline @disq_Nightfall @mlp_Twilight I'm still looking for my freaking kidneys!

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

Fifteen years later... I still want my freakin' kidneys back.

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

See, kids, this is how you lose a freakin' kidney.

[Princess Celestia @mlp_Celestia]

*looks simply awful—managing to appear exhausted even when asleep, somehow*

[Charlie the Unicorn @mlp_Charlie]

*fungeon'd!*

Hey-hey-hey, knock it off! You already got both of my kidneys!