Chimie Changa

Haaaay! I'm Chimie Changa, and I run Ponyville's own Taco Palace! Feel free to pop on by and get your taco craze on! PS: THE COFFEE MARE IS HERS 5EVER! *squawk*

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

HA! GETS OUTTA HERE!

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

IT'S ALL SOFT N' STUFFS! *Chimie glares daggers at the pumpkin salespony* GIMME THE GOODS! LIKE, THE REAL GOOD STUFFS! *hoofslam!*

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

*she shrugs* That's, like, normal for me n' y'knows it! *Chimie scoops up several pieces of paper and stacks them back on her desk*

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

It's gonna go fines, Krassie, I knows it! *she shuts the folder* Iff'n they wants to takes my stuffs, I'll makes 'em sees how much it sucks!

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

Iff'n she hops in, I'll deals with her myselfs, n' I thinks I can prolly be pretty convincin'! *she giggles at @mlp_Krasus* Y'gots anythin' else ya're worrieds about?

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

I guess? They're, like, definitely no funs most of the times! *Chimie looks up* But, like, I'm nots super worrieds about Skimmie. 'Sides, she prolly wouldn'ts takes whatever we're doin' serious. She's prolly too busy to!

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

Whats? Skimmie is a princess? I half thoughts that was just some kinda weirdo thingy that gots made up! *Chimie cups her chin* I wonders how that happened.

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

I gots a meetin' with all the cloudie farmers, weather wranglers, n' monsoon makers that didn't jumps in with the big weather snooter next Saturday. Iff'n that goes goods, we're movin' to step three!

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

Then I think it'd be good iff'n this workeds out, right? *she nods* Plus I gots the gimmick n' names thoughts up n' stuffs too!

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

I'd thinks ya'd gets to flaunts that over all yar sisters!

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

Suuuuuure. *Chimie rolls her eyes* Aaaaaaanyways, I thinks bugbug mama woulds prolly thinks ya're, like, some sorta amazin' bugbug, n' she'd also prolly likes havin' some kinda sway over huge thingy over errybody, right?

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

Imagine iff'n CWF failed, and me, a mare-y who doesn't minds bugbugs, more or less did the weather of Equestria now. *she smugly crosses her hooves* And iff'n ya were to, y'knows, helps that happen...

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

I don't talks about 'em, but my family dids cloudie farmin' on my dad's side, buuuuuut we're not gonna talks about him!
*she takes a deep breath* Anyways, I kinda thoughts ya'd thinks like that, sooooo I thought up somethin' else that'd comes with it.

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

Oh, n' my favorite part - It's gonna be riiiiiight next to CWF when it's done!

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

OH TARTARUS- *She grits her teeth, flips open the folder, and points several times* KRASSIE, IT'S PROGRESS FOR WHAT I'VE BEENS WORKIN' ON - WEATHER WAREHOUSE! CLOUDIE FARMIN', BIGS WORDS THAT PONIES LIKES!

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

Kay, n' what do y'thinks is in the papers?

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

Errrrr, kinda sorta, IFF'N THE FACE IS WHAT THEY DOES! *with an impish smile, she points down* What do y'thinks is in the folder, mare-y?

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

IFF'N THOSE SNOOTS WANNA TRIES TO MAKES TACOS N' HOTS FOODS ALL LAMESAUCE- *she kicks a big stack of papers off her desk, reaches back, and slides a folder forward* THEN IT'S TIMES TO HITS 'EM WHERE IT HURTS!

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

*Chimie leaps onto her desk and shoves her mitt just inches from the "mare"* KRASSIE, DESTROYS ISN'T ENOUGHS TO DESCRIBE WHAT I'MMA DOES TO 'EM!

[Chimie Changa @mlp_Chimie]

So I did some thinkin', some smashin', n' some trips to Cloudiesdale, n' I thinks I gots a plan that'll either works, or I'm prolly gonna gets wrecked!