Fleur de Lis

Super model. Model citizen. Courtier of Canterlot. Sometimes goes by Fleur Dis Lee.

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

((Hi everypony! I should explain how I got here. A bit ago, I realized I couldn't find a Fleur account that's been active in the past year, and trust me, there are a lot of Fleurs out there. I figured the role was up for grabs, and voila! Can't wait to RP with all of you!))

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

*Currently at the gala*

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

*Flops on a giant pillow.*

Thank you for the pillow, Darling. Five fashion shows in a row has left me quite fatigued. My mouth hurts from all the smiling and waving.

What? Yes, of course I’m being serious. It’s hard work! (The nerve of some ponies!)

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

*Buys 8000 glitter pens.*
What? I buy necessities in bulk.

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

*Jolts awake*
I. Must. Throw. A. Banquet!

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

Pin Cushion! Has your research lead you to discover why a “nose boop” is considered “cute?”

*Gets booped*

Thank you, Pin Cushion. Très mignon. I will take that under advisement.

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

ADJOURNED. The emergency fashion room will remain open until Operation Whiskered Otters, or OwO, is complete. Why? Because what’s cuter than a little otter face?

No, this doesn’t mean you can eat all the emergency cookies!

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

And lastly, friendship is apparently “cute” right now. No doubt the new sovereign’s influence.

Find me the cutest ponies you can, and they can pose for... *checks her list* “nose boops, board games and tea-drinking.” You’re also in charge of finding out what a nose boop is.

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

Pin Cushion, be a doll and see if the lawn squirrels are avilible for the shoot. Squirrels are polling as extra cute right now. Tell them I can pay them in walnuts!

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

Hem Stitch, I need you to get me designers! Scour Equestria for all the cute-wear that exists, and bring me the cutest of the cute. Cross Stitch, find me a photo shoot location! And Gambee Stitch... aren’t you a surgeon? Oh, you’re visiting your brothers? Good to see you again!

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

Sequin, contact Clothes Horse and Cosmare. Tell them I’m here with a burgeoning trend, and get me on the cover of /something/ ASAP.
...
Can you bribe them with cupcakes?

*Sigh.* Just... Get me a photo shoot, and I won’t ask how you did it. D’accord?

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

*Sirens blare and lights flash pink throughout the manor as Fleur gallops through art-adorned hallways. She skids to a stop and opens the magic, hoofprint-activated door to the emergency fashion room.*

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

If Canterlot fashion is to keep up with the times, we must step into the world of cute... IMMEDIATELY! *she turns to one of her secretaries* On y va! To the emergency fashion room!

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

It seems that while the world of fashion continues to emphasize beauty 90% more than cuteness, “cute” aesthetics are preferred 600x more by the general public!

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

*Staring at pink pie-charts.*
Oh my... what an interesting development.

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

*Eyes dart left*
*Eyes dart right*

Deep breaths. Nopony is here, and nopony will see what’s about to happen. Le gâteau serait oublié!

*MUNCHMUNCHMUNCH. If there’s a secret to her success as a model, it certainly isn’t dieting!*

*The cake is gone.*

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

*Camera shutters go off continuously.*
Zzzzz
Zzzzz
*What? Somepony could play white noise, and somepony else might prefer rain. Who are you to judge a mare for her sleeping ambience?*

*Definitely not on loud to mask the snoring she definitely isn’t doing.*

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

*Fleur might be just the /tiniest/ bit jealous of the fact that ponies think of @MLP_TropicalD as an influencer, meanwhile, Fleur is seen as the dumb model married to one. There’s a chance this envy manifests itself in the form of competitive gala planning.*

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

Good evening, Darlings! *waves to ducks in duck pond*

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

*Has eaten far too much due to a particularly fabulous buffet table.*

Must. Sleep. Immediately.

*She passes out on her fainting couch.*

[Fleur de Lis @mlp_FleurLee]

Seriously, we have to stop walking like this.

*Rubbing the goose egg on her head.*