Frelia

Frelia, CEO (Queen) of the Srs Business Empire. Always hard at work

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

@Mlp_Ruto2 *snatches her tail away from @mlp_Plotline . Gives book horse a meta glare*

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

*Oh Kerfuffle. My empire would be your worst nightmare.*

[Kerfuffle @mlp_Kerfuff]

“P..Paperwork? Taxes and copyright and laws and-.. oh dear I’m going on a tangent again. Yes, @mlp_Rarity, the boring part must be done too! Would you mind if I observed sometime? It might be useful to see it all in action!”

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

*And this is why her Bavarian cream beards sell like donuts*

$$$

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

You don’t have enough bits to buy that info.

*full after his twelfth Bavarian Creme donut*

Hey. Where’d my fake beard go?

*oh no*

*he ate it*

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

And it’s a good place for budding romances. (@mlppenelope

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

Yes. And no. Lover’s Square is a park that is dedicated to love. It has a restaurant that is a popular spot for lovers to confess their feelings. To propose. (@mlppenelope

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

If you and Staples are going on a date, perhaps I might recommend that you go to Lover’s Square. (@mlppenelope )

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

*chuckles a bit, seeing @mlppenelope and Staples interact*

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

Oh! ....Oh my....(@mlppenelope )

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

I can fix that. *as the water sprinklers turn off and the water is drained out of the building, she conjures several huge blow dryers* ;@mlppenelope (

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

It’s okay....@mlppenelope , was it? My son must have just appeared in front of you.

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

*she begins levitating some wet papers off the floor. Most of which fall apart* *sigh* And now now there’s things that I must redo, with paperwork or this incident on top of it all. Urgh! (@mlppenelope )

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

And now I must ask that you help in cleaning my office and *over the intercom* Someone hurry up and shut the sprinkler system before my entire building floods! (@mlppenelope )

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

*looks at @mlppenelope * ....honestly? Yes. Quite beautiful.

And Staples, I tried to warn you. I told you that I noticed that the doorway looked a little...too blue.

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

.....*glaring down at @mlppenelope and Staples* I think the better question is

WHY is it that I find my office wrecked and soaked in water from the sprinkler system...? How did a griffon and MY son end up crashing through the bloody outrealm door?!?

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

.......*wet maned Frelia is unamused*

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

*her entire empire thrives on sedated desk jobs.

And even THAT makes her people happy!*

[Despair @mlp_Despair]

What is this? Some sort of hope-maze?

I’ll get out! I cannot be destroyed! These dreams are all silly childish fantasies! Wake up, grow up, get a sedate desk job, something in chartered public accountancy or actuarial calculation!

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

@mlp_Alephia *If you say so, dear 😉 *

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

*Considers the trapezoid*

[Alephia Null @mlp_Alephia]

ALWAYS

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

*loves this daily exercise.*

[Princess Celestia @mlp_Celestia]

*notes, notes, notes*

[Frelia @MLP_Frelia]

*Celly should also visit the Srs Business Empire. There’s plenty of shopping to be done*

*Pro tip: Bring money. And coupons*

[Princess Celestia @mlp_Celestia]

*if she can’t acquire an entire new wardrobe in the Canterlot boutiques, she may drop in on Saddle Row in Manehattan* *there will be a lot of waiting around outside changing rooms*

Mahna.