Spike Dragon

Sometimes I write so many letters I get all out of breath.

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

((Hey everyone! I’m making the move. Hope to see you over there!))

[MLP_Mod @mlp_mod]

Hello to all #TwitterPonies. Mod here, with a very big announcement: Twitter Ponies is MOVING. You don’t have to move, but if you want, learn all about it here:

https://t.co/4il48aVgcp

Many, many more details to come. It’s the start of a new era! WELCOME!

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

We should bring the @mlp_FriendGuard. Those Stone Fruit folks don’t mess around.

*dangerous ponies, they are*

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

But you’ll never get her up in a balloon.

*imagines @mlp_GrannySmith in a balloon*

*dies laughing*

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

Hold an audition! Whoever can scream the loudest from a balloon, wins.

Bonus points for pegasus. We’ll save a bundle on parachutes.

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

*passes @mlp_Twilight a kale-wrapped kale bundle with a kale core*

*it’s basically a head of kale and a spoon*

I don’t think so, Twi. I’ll try to catch the race, but tomorrow’s crazy busy for me, I can’t call it.

Even so, @mlp_Pinkie is amazing, she could do it blindfolded.

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

Good broadcast, @mlp_Twilight!

Nice. You’re getting better at this. Speaking up, projecting, wings back, eyes bright.

You want your post-speech snack now, or later?

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

*sweeping up around the palace*

If everyone’s gone, why is there so much litter?

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

@mlp_ChaosKing Thanks, @mlp_ChaosKing. I can’t even pronounce half the words in Hog Latin.

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

*reaches over to grab the Wand of Translation, which he always keeps right next to the Wand of Pranks*

I’m sure I’ll never mix these two up.

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

Good work, Twi. I’ll have that translated into all the usual languages.

*big smile at @mlp_Twilight*

#RadioFriendship

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

*NACHOBURP!*

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

Any day not stuck in the palace is a good day, @mlp_Alsephina.

*sneaky grin*

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

*waves to @MLP_SilverBulet from behind a glass of kerosene*

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

Oh hey, its @mlp_Alsephina. I’m supposed to fill out the paperwork for your Golden Bridle award. Congrats!

Oh, uh. No one’s supposed to know about that for a few days.

So…um. Secret congrats?

*chews another nacho*

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

*washes it down with one of @mlp_DarkBloom’s smoothies*

That hits the spot.

It’s nice to have a day off from the government grind. When @mlp_Twilight became princess, I had a ton of paperwork. Now that she runs Equestria, it’s gotten even worse!

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

Someday we’ll find out what they use to dust these nachos. And when we do, we will dust EVERYTHING with it.

It’s like…fairy dust, only delicious!

*grins up at @mlp_DeLis* Any party with snacks is a good party.

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

*tries to talk to @mlp_Sand_B and even answer @mlp_DeLis, but he’s got a muzzle-full of nachos and all that comes out is:*

Mmmph!

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

*totally at @mlp_DeLis’s soiree at the #GameCenter: he’s not about to miss the open nacho bar*

Besides. Lady Fleur is one of @mlp_Twilight’s biggest campaign
fund donors. Someone high up in the government ought to be here.

*already eating 20% Cooler Ranch nachos*

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

*takes this opportunity to clean out @mlpOwlowiscious’s cage*

I really should delegate this, but no one else does it right.

[Spike Dragon @mlp_spike]

Ooh, Gala bribes! Some of my favorite bribes are Gala bribes.

*eats the gem*

Thanks, Dame @MLP_ShyJamie!