Iron Kite

Howdy! My name is Iron Kite, Royal Guard and father of 3 happily married to @mlp_GreenMist!

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

*it’s a known fact that guards can’t cook. Ever.*

[Cobalt Thunder 🥄 @mlp_CbThunder]

*May be chaotic with his cookware but promises to not burn down the kitchen when he starts cooking for real.*

/)^.^(\

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

*I cook one time for our anniversary and set fire to the kitchen one time and suddenly you never let me forget*

[GreenMist @mlp_GreenMist]

*their father is the same way*

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

Yes greeny it’s a very big day for him

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

*wait it’s not 6 I’ve counted*

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

*but I’m glad I don’t sleep all day*

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

*im glad I’m retired*

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

*other boy*

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

*boy*

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

*never date a coworker*

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

*rule 1: always have your partners back*

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

*he is staying retired thank you*

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

Alright I’ll do my best

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

*he nods cutting the veggies*

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

Yes ma’am

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

I know-

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

I keep my promises greeny you know that. And it’s not like I’m not trying

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

That was my job for years I got real good at it

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

I can’t sit down for almost two hours just staring at a wall.

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

We aren’t good at talking

[Iron Kite @mlp_IronKite]

Yes I talked to Perc while he was on patrol today