Master Maverick

Retired librarian of the Canterlot Academy. @mlp_Acey's father. @mlp_Dabble is his best friend soulmate. @mlp_Matron is his wife. She is mad at him.

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

"Ahoohoo."

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

"ahoohoo"

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

Mas puddles around the kitchen, singing wildly about dawarves in the far mountains. He pokes his head out. "Egads, Kaeda! We can't eat that it's ALIVE!! AHOOHOO!!"

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

He gasps. "My hypnagogia!! Now where did I put that sucker??"

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

Multiple pipes burst in succession. There is the distant sound of furbies screaming. "Ahoo! Better go help!"

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

Mas appears at once, gasping for air and covered in tape. "AH MY HONEYGIBLETS! Forgive me for being late to cocoa time! There was a mishap in early Christmas wrapping. I fear the furbies have escaped."

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

He skips merrily off to search for his granddaughter. Who is consuming entire pomegranate trees next door in the theater ruins.

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

"Oh sugar beans! You're so smart! Ahoohoo!"

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

"Honey face? Have you been hearing the weird hissing in the vents? Do you think it's the vent possums again? Should I pull out the trusty Possum Stick again?"

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

"Hahaha hoohoo! Gotta go! I'm delivering ramekins full of spaghetti to everyone I know farewell!!"

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

He gallops up to @Mlp_Luster, wheezing. "I packed you a lunch and I saw you pirouetting in the clouds! I thought I'd pop by!" He says cheerfully, dumping a picnic basket at her hooves.

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

AHOO! AHOOHOO WHAT IS THIS!? #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

"I would LOVE some stew."

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

Mas goes pale. "My dear lord. What have you done...she's going to murder someone."

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

Mas THROWS HIMSELF down the Maverick stairs, breathing heavily. "MY DAUGHTER IS CRYI-oh, hello Acey! Hoohoo!"

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

He has already left to wash the dishes, humming. Typical pony stuff. Always something new! Ahoo!

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

"Well. Keep trying, or be sad, m'dear! It doesn't make sense to give up so easily! You are literally capable of investigating without being seen, control your own destiny! Or don't! The choice is youuuurs!"

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

"Well, obviously something happened, Dust! That doesn't sound like her! Maybe a spell went wrong! Ace told me she doesn't have a horn anymore? Something odd is going on, don't you want to investigate?"

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

Mas sighs loudly. "You're meant to do something, dearest. I don't know what. But you should try!!"

[Master Maverick @mlp_Mas]

Mas sighs and takes the plate pile, dumping it out the window and frowning. "...Dust, my dear? Are you ever coming out?" He knocks gently on the door.