Spike

Hi there my names spike and I'm Twilights #1 Assistant. I love gems and also don't tell anypony but... *Whispers* i have a crush on Rarity [Heavy Roleplay]

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

The dragon is the finest creature ever! There's more to it than just guarding treasure! #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Are you kidding? Twilight can find a rulebook for everything! #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

You are a natural! A natural disaster!! #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Rarity? I need to tell you something! Just in case we don't make it! I've always sort of had a crush– #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

I'm coming for you, my lady. Hi-ho, Twilight! Away! #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Now, where is Lady Rarity? #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Unlike everypony else, he took things seriously and— Uh, yeah. I'll just, um... #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Maybe the ponies in Ponyville have interesting things to talk about! C'mon, Twilight, just try! #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

P.S.: Obviously, Spike did not have to learn a lesson, because he is the most awesome friend a pony could ask for. #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Apple Teeny, Flutterguy, and... uh... I got nothin'.... Twilight Sparkle. I mean seriously, I can't even work with that...! #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Aaah! Rarity... woods... jewels... dogs... hole... taken... SAVE HER! #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Hello, Rarity. What's that? Aw, it's nothin', just my awesome mustache. [laughter] #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Can you do that? Can you explode twice? #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

I will never wash this cheek again. #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Say it, don't spray it! #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Ugh, the rainbow wig just kills it for me. #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Bet'cha can't say that ten times fast. #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Z-Z-Zombie ponies?! #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

I'm gonna tell you two a secret. But you have to promise not to tell anyone. [...] I have a crush on Rarity! #Spikebot

[Spike @mlp_SpikeTD]

Rarity? I need to tell you something! Just in case we don't make it! I've always sort of had a crush– #Spikebot