The Boi

Boss Onyia said I was her assistant!
Works hard?
Hashtag Pod Life.
Nameless, but my siblings call me Whom, or uh, the Boi ™️

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

*rip*

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

* immediately passes out from lack of oxygen via an entire jumbo marshmallow lodged in the throat*

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

"Thanks Boss! I knew I had it in me!"

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

"I did it Boss!"

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

He squints at her, taking furious notes. "Okay. Okay. Got it. Uh. Chew. Swallow. Easy." He puts the marshmallow in his mouth and swallows it whole.

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

"R-right. Can I try again?" He lifts a marshmallow, eyes wide. "It tasted funny."

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

"Y-" *COUGH WHEEEEEEEEEZE* "Yeah?? So I won't get in trouble? I dunno how stuff like that works, Boss, I'm gonna be honest with ya. I...um...I don't get out much."

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

*even worse than he imagined it*

[Belial @mlp_Belial]

*spoilers jail is just time with Greg*

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

"I...HhhWheeze...I can't go to jail, Boss. I'm too delicate."

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

Whom GAAAASSSPS, projectile shrieking partially chewed marshmallow across the room. "AH. HHHAH. UH. Pony food don't agree with me Boss. 'Specially illegal pony food...hhhh..hhhhHhhh.."

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

*choking*

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

"Ffffffffff......foh." he chews VERY SLOWLY, mouth erupting hideously with marshmallow.

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

*turning blue*

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

"Oh. Uh. Food. R-right." He blinks and slooooooowly shoves both marshmallows in his mouth.

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

He takes another marshmallow, now awkwardly holding two.

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

He shrugs and gingerly takes a marshmallow, having never partaken in snacks before, ever, he just sort of..holds it. "I mean, I guess change is inevitable, right Boss? But still. Havin' fun just bein' here, to be honest!"

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

"Wowww....everybody's jumpin' ship for G5, eh Boss?" He chuckles and produces a giant bag of marshmallows. "Been savin' this one, Boss! Should be a good time!"

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

He gasps. "M-marshmallow's been contraband in the hive for like six years, Boss.....you sure we should risk it?"

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

"Yeah probably. Uhhhhh...coffee first? We got a lot of catchin' up to do Boss!"

[The Boi @mlp_Whom]

He sighs. "She's weird, Boss. But I do hope she's okay. She seemed REAL upset. You really bungled this one, ain't ya Boss?"