Discord

Howling at the moon? Sleeping in the middle of a summer afternoon?...Oh alright! *SNAP* I guess I’m still reformed...

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Well BAH HUMBUG!!

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And to think I tried so hard to give Ponies an amazing Hearthswarming, they go and return all my gifts!!

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Ponies these days!!

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*He kicks the mail pony out of his house*

AND DONT COME BACK UNTIL THEYVE APOLOGISED!!

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What a drama queen

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Well it’s been wonderful catching up, but I really must be going, tell the Axelotl I said ‘hi’

*POOF*

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*He sips a mug of warm lemonade from a China tea set*

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I wish I could’ve been there but being a being of absolute Chaos can really take its toll on your free time you know?

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To 2 sets of twins?

My that is impressive.

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You did?

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*Currently talking to a yellow triangle in a top hat*

Oh, you did not!

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They should always be separated, or at least paired with another sock of different colour, it’s so much more fun that way!

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ACCORD IS SIMPLY NIGHTMARISH, TRYING TO PUT EVERYTHING IN ITS PROPER PLACE!!

[Dr. Whooves @mlp_whooves_RP]

Well if you're good here I wander if you're bad in the mirror world unless you don't know about that place then ignore me

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*POOF*

PONYVILLE! How I’ve missed you!

Your cobbled streets, your thatched roofs

...

Yeah, alright I’m bored now, surely there must be something fun going on...there usually is

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Hm...Disharmony...can I still be called that if I’m ‘friends’ with the elements...

WHO CARES?!

I’m DISCORD!!!

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*If I had a bit for every clock I’ve broken, I’d...well I’d STILL BE THE SPIRIT OF CHAOS AND DISHARMONY!!*

Discord: 1
Silly Pink Hippopotamus: 0

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You’re all a bunch of layabouts!

*The camera turns to multiple Discords lying in various places across his house, they all speak at once*

No we aren’t...you are!!

*The camera returns to him lying on a lampshade*

Of course I am, I’m YOU!!

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*He will also occasionally remove dust particles from the light coming from his window*

That’s where the /light/ part of light cleaning comes into play!

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*He splits himself up to do a bit of light cleaning, this usually entails him breaking everything down and rearranging them haphazardly*