Shining Armor

Brother of @mlp_Twilight, Captain of the Canterlot Royal Guard, married to Princess @mlp_Cadance

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

@mlp_Soarin *Finding ponies with compatible muzzles is the hardest part of working the shipping board.*

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

*Takes the romantic level of the Empire seriously. *

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

*Reading the crystal empire Shipping Manifest* Hmm it looks like Ruby Tuesday is down 63 units this month, we should send her and Tourmaline a box of chocolate and some flowers.

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

@mlp_SolarGuards @mlp_Applejack ((Back =black stupid predictive text))

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

@mlp_SolarGuards @mlp_Applejack * Its like that mattress tag law, once you buy it sniff away but don’t sniff other pony’s apples. It really shouldn’t have to be a law but some ponies don’t think Pegasus ponies wings turning back is a big deal. *

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

*Passes a law against sniffing apple in the crystal empire. * There we go, got to think of the public good corvid 19 is still a thing.

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

@mlp_Olivia @mlp_Rocky @MLP_FlurryHrt @MLP_CrystGuard *Don't forget your duties as Royal Hygiene Minister...(She's in charge of emptying @MLP_FlurryHrt 's diaper pail.)*

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

*Prince Con is not nearly as exciting as Princess Con. Well it’s not been since @mlp_PrBlueblood took over the programming. there’s only so many ways that one can attempt to prove one’s horn is larger than everyone else’s. *

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

*Patf* Oh, sorry didn’t mean to intrude. * Stares for a few seconds at @mlp_spike and @Capt_Spitfire cuddling together. Teleports out. Doesn’t judge. *

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

@mlp_Cadance *Smooches continue. * ~~~~~~~~

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

* His family has always been gifted with long horns. *

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

Miss… please stop laughing. *really feels for Vince some ponies take centuries to grow large horns* it’s not that small. Yes he’s going to give you a ride for all your trouble please don’t laugh at him. He is really sensitive about it.

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

What no! It won’t make your horn bigger. Okay please stop listening to that fox he is not a credible news source. Yea he’s a real piece of work you should hear what he’s telling people about de-worming paste. Yea go ahead and give her a ride.

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

Oh, how’s it going Vince? Yea it’s been forever since school. Yes I am still with @mlp_Cadance got a foal. … So why do you want a cup of pure maiden’s tears?

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

Have you tried an impenetrable force field over your city? Oh he’s already inside your castle… well okay put him on.

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

*sitting in a small cubicle with a magic mirror* Inter dimensional Unicorn helpline, this is Prince Shining Armor. What is the nature of your Unicorn emergency? *still filling in * uh huh black, leatheren wings, mmm flaming red eyes, oh wants to borrow a chalice of tears?

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

@mlp_starhammer * @mlp_Cadance is in charge of that department. *

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

@mlp__Perception * Obviously Duh just dial* 🦄🦄🦄

[Shining Armor @mlp_Armor]

* With @mlp_Celestia out catting around the other royals have to pick up the slack.* umm okay that won’t work you are 5 and don’t have a city, try some fresh grass sugar, cubes if you have any, fresh clean water and nose pets.