*Reading the crystal empire Shipping Manifest* Hmm it looks like Ruby Tuesday is down 63 units this month, we should send her and Tourmaline a box of chocolate and some flowers.
@mlp_SolarGuards @mlp_Applejack * Its like that mattress tag law, once you buy it sniff away but don’t sniff other pony’s apples. It really shouldn’t have to be a law but some ponies don’t think Pegasus ponies wings turning back is a big deal. *
*Prince Con is not nearly as exciting as Princess Con. Well it’s not been since @mlp_PrBlueblood took over the programming. there’s only so many ways that one can attempt to prove one’s horn is larger than everyone else’s. *
*Patf* Oh, sorry didn’t mean to intrude. * Stares for a few seconds at @mlp_spike and @Capt_Spitfire cuddling together. Teleports out. Doesn’t judge. *
Miss… please stop laughing. *really feels for Vince some ponies take centuries to grow large horns* it’s not that small. Yes he’s going to give you a ride for all your trouble please don’t laugh at him. He is really sensitive about it.
What no! It won’t make your horn bigger. Okay please stop listening to that fox he is not a credible news source. Yea he’s a real piece of work you should hear what he’s telling people about de-worming paste. Yea go ahead and give her a ride.
Oh, how’s it going Vince? Yea it’s been forever since school. Yes I am still with @mlp_Cadance got a foal. … So why do you want a cup of pure maiden’s tears?
*sitting in a small cubicle with a magic mirror* Inter dimensional Unicorn helpline, this is Prince Shining Armor. What is the nature of your Unicorn emergency? *still filling in * uh huh black, leatheren wings, mmm flaming red eyes, oh wants to borrow a chalice of tears?
* With @mlp_Celestia out catting around the other royals have to pick up the slack.* umm okay that won’t work you are 5 and don’t have a city, try some fresh grass sugar, cubes if you have any, fresh clean water and nose pets.