*has totally been spending his time working with @mlp_Magnet to develop an unholy amalgamation between a classical instrument and high-power magilectrics*
Ooooh "Get lost in the Feywild". *sets down a brochure* Hey @mlp_Magnet! *he calls down the hall* How do you feel about extradimensional honeymoon destinations?
Bah. Accidents happen, big boots or not. *he waves a dismissive hoof* I once shattered a priceless crystal flugelhorn! Was I kicked out? From the museum yes, but I wasn't expelled or anything.
Of course! That's why I wanted to surprise you. *bashfully rubs the back of his head, causing some charred mane to dust away* Buuuuut I guess there's more to it then lighting and a bottle.
*as he sees @mlp_Magnet bound around the corner, he grins* Heya honey! Wh- *KAZAP*
*with a blinding flash, it appears his calling worked. Once the blinding light subsides, he's stood there, mane up in spikes, coat singed. He lets out a smoky cough*