Colgate

Ponyville's leading dentist and part time attorney at law. Reasonable fees.

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

AHHHHH!

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

*furiously brushing a stone statue's teeth, somewhere in canterlot*

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

*now leaping and dodging and zipping through ponies* *still gets covered in snow*

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

*hopping through the snow, still humming holiday songs*

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

*having a little too much fun making up lyrics to old songs, and can't sing for giggling*

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

o/ Siiilent night, lonely night. Calll for pizzaaaa, and throw a party o/

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

*awful at remembering lyrics*

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

Oh here we go a'waffling, a'waffling so freeeebrushyourteeth. Here we go a'waffling with somethingsomethingsomething.

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

*has joined the caroling, and only seldomly throws pamplets out at ponies that pass by*

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

*thought all the candy hype was over* *runs to her cupboard to fetch toothbrushes and pamphlets on flossing*

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

*SHOUTS back at @MLPMoynihoofIII* BUT YOU'LL HAVE A SPARKLING SMILE!

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

Do you hear me, Ponyille? BRUSH YOUR TEETH! *flailing her forelegs out of her front window*

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

Being depressed is no excuse for bad dental hygiene!

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

* @mlp_Aniseed gets the Colgate shiny teeth stamp of approval*

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

If you don't brush your teeth regularly, you're going to have a bad time.

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

Mhm! It's the best. I'll brushie your mane after we're done eating, okay? *licks tomato sauce off her own snoot*

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

*blink* U-Um! We're really good friends, I think. She's always around, even when I don't need her. *ears tinged pink*

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

Same ol' same ol', really! I look at a lot of teeth and chase @mlp_Berry around.

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

*watches Skyra's loooong cheese strand and giggles*

[Colgate @mlp_Colgate]

I'm going to have to brush my teeth twice tonight.