Red Dragon

A dragon needs two things: a hoard and a quiet place to sleep on it.

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

((I have a gazebo to crush in this new world.))

[MLP_Mod @mlp_mod]

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Many, many more details to come. It’s the start of a new era! WELCOME!

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

…

I suppose @MLP_Sapphyra and I can ski Mount Floom this winter?

*happy smile*

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*swallows the flame?*

My…My Liege?

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*crests rise!*

*sucks in a breath for a dangerous gout of dragon fire…!*

*ready to torch @MLP_SirKet*

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*looks at the expression on the @mlp_DragonKing’s face*

What have you fed to him, foul pony!? If you harmed Our Lord I will show you a whole new meaning to the word “pinch”…!

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

Aye, My Liege.

*blinks*

Were you thinking of learning to play that pipe organ after all, My Lord? I thought you planned to turn it into a griffin coop.

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*practically crashes in to the @mlp_DragonKing’s chamber, he arrives so fast*

You summoned, Dread Liege?

*bows to the Dragon King*

*notices @Mlp_sirket*

Does this pony disturb your slumber? Shall I have him eaten?

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*grabs the throne and hurries out*

Right away, My Liege!

*just knows the @mlp_DragonKing is going to be crabby all year after that*

*hasty retreat*

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*a few rocks fall on him*

*tiny worried snort of smoke*

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*puts his head under his arms, and under the tip of his tail as well*

*can’t be too safe around this kind of magic, and the @mlp_DragonKing tends not to care if anyone nearby gets…splattered*

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*swallows*

A thousand apologies, My Liege. I’ll impress on the client that this is the last time.

*grits his teeth—it’s humiliating enough that he, HE!, needs help enchanting anything! But suppressing all pony magic, area-of-effect? That’s beyond his skills*

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*backs up, which isn’t easy for a dragon his size—fortunately, the cavern is immense*

*reveals a basalt throne under construction, nearly complete*

*there’s room on the crest for one final rune*

I’m content to seal it after your enchantment, My Liege. You needn’t bother.

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

My Liege.

*dips his head to the @mlp_DragonKing*

I cannot complete the enchantment on this throne. The last step is yours.

*why does this feel like asking a favor? it’s not for him, he’s just fulfilling a contract*

*still, it’s no easy thing to ask HIM to cast a spell*

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*closes his eyes again*

*can nap for actual decades*

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

And get a receipt.

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*swings his building-size head around to @MLP_Sapphyra*

Dear, get Spike some sparkle rocks from my hoard?

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*long-suffering rumble*

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*irked that @mlp_Spike now has Class A diplomat status, so he can’t threaten to eat him*

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*keeps one eye on @mlp_Spike—the hatchlings tend to forget about fire safety on holidays like these*

[Red Dragon @mlp_reddragon]

*another scroll falls out of nowhere and bonks @mlp_Chrysalis behind the horn*

“Bug Queen.

“Do you want your throne or not? Come for a measure or the deal is off. We’d much rather eat it anyway.

“Red, the Color Council.”