/mlp/.txt

Quotes taken from /mlp/ on 4chan. Tweets of people wanting to cum on cartoon animals. No more tweets here folks.

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I fuck horses not women jackass

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[Here's the heads up. @r9k_txt is done.]

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[I still run @r9k_txt for now, but if anything changes I'll give a heads up over there.]

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[Thank you all for all the love over the years. Honestly, it's the thing that kept me here for this long. But I feel like I've done enough.]

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[The account will still be up if you want to look through it, but there will be no new posts]

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[Hey. This feels weird to say so I'll just be blunt. I've decided to shut down this account. I've run it for 3 years and I feel done.]

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@ChristyleBT @robcmorgan @Grabcocque [clopping is brony slang for masturbating to mlp porn]

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Being someone's boyfriend is shit, though. It's like having a job but you have to pay rather than get paid.

Trixie isn't like that.

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Is this normal or am I taking this too far?

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is [/mlp/] capable of infiltrating Hasbro headquarters and take the staff hostage to force them to change things in the show at gunpoint?

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At what age did you become a horsefucker /mlp/? For me : 12

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No cute nazi pone thread?

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@AtlasSmugged [Yepppp

I think anons have been using that term for 8 years now]

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@AtlasSmugged [three-dimensional pig disgusting, a general 4chan term to refer to women that are real]

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It was supposed to shock people by showing Rainbow Dash and Applejack heavily making out, but jokes on them, I got hard at the sight

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@PonyClopStash [Currently archived http://t.co/Wv23bP8Dfz]

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[Pony porn is] superior, it's a simple fact, who the fuck would want 3dpd's beady little eyes.

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waifus are not "won". you have some misconceptions buddy

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ive slept with three girls within this past year, they are not worth it. get a good job and buy horses instead

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We'll all pony-sex virgins

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[I thought this was a big joke back when I started this account three years ago. BOY WAS I WRONG]