The Garber Baby

Sounders #NoRelForUSL #ShrinkTheGame

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

The funniest part about this schedule is that these are actually really good times while US, Canadian, and Mexican fans got shafted by the kickoffs.

Games are kicking off way too early.

[bet365 @bet365]

The World Cup group stage schedule:

11th June - 8pm
12th June - 3am, 8pm
13th June - 2am, 8pm, 11pm
14th June - 2am, 5am, 6pm, 9pm
15th June - 12am, 3am, 5pm, 8pm, 11pm
16th June - 2am, 8pm, 11pm
17th June - 2am, 5am, 6pm, 9pm
18th June - 12am, 3am, 5pm, 8pm, 11pm
19th June - 2am, 8pm, 11pm
20th June - 1.30am, 4am, 6pm, 9pm
21st June - 1am, 5am, 5pm, 8pm, 11pm
22nd June - 2am, 6pm, 10pm
23rd June - 1am, 4am, 6pm, 9pm
24th June - 12am, 3am, 8pm, 11pm
25th June - 2am, 9pm
26th June - 12am, 3am, 8pm
27th June - 1am, 4am, 10pm
28th June - 12.30am, 3am

🤩 𝟭𝟬. 𝗗𝗮𝘆𝘀. 𝗧𝗼. 𝗚𝗼.

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

@DatWay6997 This is a better comp than every single comp put out by the USMNT comp guys over the years.

Actually showing the full breadth of his play and not just a couple good moments like these guys often do.

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

@Thundering165 People in general massively over-inflate the number of sports viewers in the US.

The 2025 NBA finals only reached 24-25% of US adults.

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

@TaylorSCollins @KevinStraub10 Ream played the majority of his career in the Championship.

5 of 17 seasons in the Prem

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

@yannnnie2473444 @benwright Have you heard of such a thing as the passage of time?

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

@yannnnie2473444 @benwright The tweet is about Antonee Robinson fyi

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

@ManagerTactical Not too much on my goat

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

Lmao my boy Roldaninho blasted that over. Thought for a second he was scoring there

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

There are individuals on this app that think Pulisic is not our best player

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

If you’re Reyna you have to do better with that chance from Pulisic

[CHIEF, THE @WarPigsChief]

Six years ago today David Guetta and @MLS ended racism as we know it in America.

Time files.

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

@EdwinGames4 To be clear, SBJ is reporting MLS’ self-disclosed numbers, not necessarily independently confirmed ones.

Not that MLS is lying about that but still.

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

I agree.

MLS needed to promote their brand of soccer to Seattle locals by placing their 12 season veteran who’s already been to the WC into the squad.

Same with Berhalter and Vancouver fans.

[American Ultras Talk @usmntaut]

Poch was just asked about Tanner Tessmann and completely deflected the question, saying that it's "disrespectful to the players who made the roster" to ask about the ones that didn't.

I'll say it again. He's not injured. There's another reason and it's not a good one.

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

“you guys would rather laugh at “the usmnt bros crash out” than the usmnt win games”

[NoRelForUSL @SorryImAnonymo1]

Source tells me Noahkai Banks’s roster spot is stable. Please God

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

Don Garber just got the USA’s round of 16 opponent’s best player injured and you’re blackpilling?

[Tom Bogert @tombogert]

🚨 Lionel Messi asked for a sub and immediately went to the locker room. Apparent injury.

This is Messi’s last game for Miami before joining Argentina ahead of the World Cup

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

@NoahRiffe 0.46 xG+xA for a central midfielder is outrageously good and basically unprecedented if averaged across a season lol

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

Mboma Dem was a crazy good find by Cincy. Tries things and always positive

[The Garber Baby @mls_sum]

Pretty crazy how average Atuesta is nowadays. Was so good for LAFC and is mostly a passenger for Orlando