Mels

ig: @mlslpz_

[diegoilomilo @diegoilomilo]

mi mamá: otra vez pedo?
yo:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me

[Mels @mlslpz_]

Adding Emma’s bottle to our bottle services this summer 💅🏼

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

This summer, we’re all outside🤷🏾‍♂️

[Air @ayoair]

Y’all always want some liquor when it get a little nice out y’all don’t want some ice cream???? A fresh açaí bowl topped with your fave fruits????? Some mango lemon cherry?????

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

if you want to date me you also have to date drunk me and that's the real challenge

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

i’m crying 😭😭😭

[dae✨ @loveedaee]

idk. that's just not true. i literally birthed him.

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

He would’ve got me.

[🌹 @dxizee]

A bullet to his chest.

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Nobody:

Me:”Can you crack my back”

[Mels @mlslpz_]

@sunshineestephh Never again 😭😭

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

Sometimes I hate my best friend

[Mels @mlslpz_]

@sunshineestephh You did not just call me a gold retriever you chihuahua

[Mels @mlslpz_]

@sunshineestephh Not even if my life depended on it 🫠🫠

[Mels @mlslpz_]

@sunshineestephh 😭😭😭

[Mels @mlslpz_]

@sunshineestephh Pacifico guuuuuurl 🤭