Matthew Towler

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[Joe Thomlinson @joethomlinson]

Kobbie Mainoo narrative is worth looking at in detail.

Since Amorim took over at United (in the Premier League)...

🟢 STARTED: 15 matches
🤕 INJURED: 8 matches
🟠 SUBBED ON: 3 matches
🔴 BENCHED: 3 matches

He turned 20 in April. I think some calm is needed.

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[Callum @_callumstone]

This might be the most “I need clicks so I’ll mention Manchester United” article that’s ever been written.

[Matthew Towler @mlt2102]

Give all you can 🔴⚫️

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Please read ⚽️❤️

[𝗇𝗂𝖺𝗆𝗁 @niamhutd]

Can’t believe we’re activating his 78,750,404,925.10 Chilean peso release clause

[Scott Patterson @R_o_M]

If we had got away with it tonight, and won a trophy and got a place in next season’s CL, it wouldn’t paper over the cracks but it would allow for the spotlight on the dreadful decisions made at the top and the performance within the team to be dimmed.

[Ste Howson @MrStephenHowson]

I wonder why Manchester United’s involvement has made this suddenly an issue…

[AndyMk_83 @AndyMk_83]

"Dominant display by Palace. They're into the FA Cup Final. Manchester United."

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

New PGMOL directive:

You can completely miss the ball and take out a man in the box and it won't be a penalty as long as it's a big game.

[Terry Flewers @terryflewers]

Manchester United fans have long called for ruthless owners who won’t hesitate to hold people accountable for mistakes, cut costs, and offload underperforming players—until those exact changes actually start happening, and then the backlash begins. 😂

[Wayne Barton @WayneSBarton]

A lot of talk about Ruben Amorim and Sporting’s big win last night yet nobody is mentioning how City have stretched their unbeaten run in the Champions League to an amazing 27 matches, with only two defeats!

[Luke 🇾🇪 @lukesellers98]

Pen or not , we were fucking shite.

[Jay Motty @JayMotty]

If only there was some form of video assistant referee who could’ve looked at the decision at the time and advised the ref he got it wrong

[Paul Hayward @_PaulHayward]

A whole summer of talk at Man Utd about reboots, resets, new signings, new heads of department, raised standards, better decisions...

Then they leave three Brighton players unmarked at the far post to lose a game in added time.
Start with the basics of the game, etc.

[The Life Of Brian @DaytrippingRed]

Some shrewd transfer business

An epic promo with some sensational metaphors

The greatest shirt we’ve seen in years

These INEOS bastards have sucked us all right back in

Manchester United 0 - 1 Fulham

Pereira ‘89

[Mr. Doorman Davis @AliquamScripto]

First time I’ve seen a fan base angry at another club for not buying their prized asset

[SPORTbible @sportbible]

🗣️ "Half the country are calling for Trent to play in midfield. You play him in midfield, then you want to bring him down. I don't get it."

Declan Rice defends Trent Alexander-Arnold after responding to criticism of England experimenting in midfield 💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Dan Tracey @dantracey1983]

If Trent Alexander-Arnold was called Ian Alexander-Arnold, there is no way co-commentators would just call him 'Ian'

[Matthew Towler @mlt2102]

Kobbie Fucking Mainoo Mate

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Happy First Lawn Mow of the year Day.
Remember to keep your blades high.