Richard Clarke

Sweary. 46 years old.

[MenasLG @MenasLG]

rate my ps4 library

[Ian Livingstone @ian_livingstone]

41 years old today. Happy Birthday Warlock. May your STAMINA never fail.

[Richard Clarke @mlu0351]

@BhamCityCouncil @eonenergyuk Any schemes to convert street lights into electric car charging street lights for those of us who live in apartments / with no driveway or garage?

[Richard Clarke @mlu0351]

@PHaynesWriter You take that back right now, heathen! 🤪😂🤗

[Richard Clarke @mlu0351]

@BBC6Music oh wow Cruel Summer on the radio 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 #Proustian

[Richard Clarke @mlu0351]

@RoshanaMN He doesn’t like not having control over women’s bodies. What a sad little man he is.

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

shattering the class ceiling is all well and good but how are people meant to do that when they can't afford food because of a benefit cap you refuse to remove, or energy because you refuse to nationalise, or tuition fees you're going to keep?

[Richard Clarke @mlu0351]

@terrychristian Surely it’s the sovereignty 😂

[Full Fact @FullFact]

Speaking on the BBC R4 Today programme, health secretary Steve Barclay claimed NHS consultants receive tax-free pensions.

This is incorrect. Pensions for consultants are subject to the same tax rules that apply to all pensioners.
https://t.co/8ytuIetZpR

[Richard Clarke @mlu0351]

@simonbrew Wine will help

[Richard Clarke @mlu0351]

@theJonnyboyP @deathtospinach They’re the tallest people on earth.

[Richard Clarke @mlu0351]

@DaveModculture @deathtospinach The Dutch are the tallest people on earth.

[Richard Clarke @mlu0351]

@deathtospinach Pissing myself laughing, best one so far 😂😂😂

[UCAS @ucas_online]

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[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

The Sun - Tory
The Daily Mail - Tory
Mail on Sunday - Tory
Daily Express - Tory
Sunday Express - Tory
Daily Telegraph - Tory
Sunday Telegraph - Tory
Times - Tory
Sunday Times - Tory
Evening Standard - Tory
BBC Chairman - Will be a Tory
BBC Director General - Tory
BBC - Tory

[terry christian @terrychristian]

The story of The UK

[Richard Clarke @mlu0351]

@BrexitFails Can you point me at the origin of this announcement please? I’m not sure the government announced it first, but want to check, ta.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

On Monday, the UK Health Security Agency warned about respiratory infections on the barge. They were ignored. https://t.co/9svZ7FMa7r

[Richard Clarke @mlu0351]

@Dr_BellaR Am at David Lloyd Lichfield, platinum membership level, £96 pcm and it’s a fucking joke. No year round indoor tennis, gym is a shithole, they don’t care about anything except making money off kids activities and family buying food in restaurant.

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Number of Asylum Seekers in the last 5.5 years 100,000.

Number of people waiting in the longest queue in the world for NHS treatment 7,600,000.

Do some maths and tell me it is Asylum Seekers delaying your treatment.

No, it isn’t.