Mike Lynch

Parrot - Adam Carolla's pirate ship, Phish head, father, MFT

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

“Mr. Birchum” premieres TONIGHT at 9/8c @dailywireplus!

Don’t miss the FREE series premiere: https://t.co/1tAgQeZZNP

[Mike Lynch @mlynchtweets]

@GinaGrad Can we do this in front of the TV instead?

[Mike Lynch @mlynchtweets]

I've got 3 5th row tickets to sell for PAUL McCARTNEY GOT BACK - Platinum Tickets - Fenway Park, Boston, MA - Tue, Jun 7. https://t.co/WLmJFGJqlv

Not looking to rip off, face value plus fees. DM if interested.

[Mike Lynch @mlynchtweets]

Beatrix would love your support for the Monster Dash Fun Run! https://t.co/118FzG8prk via @99pledges

[Mike Lynch @mlynchtweets]

Are you thinking of “rape shower in my mind“? (which was a parody of “playground in my mind”)

[Rich Banks @RichBanksmusic]

@appraiserdude Familiar but I can't come up with it. What say you @mlynchtweets

[Mike Lynch @mlynchtweets]

Check out Let's Make More MST3K & Build THE GIZMOPLEX! by Joel Hodgson on @Kickstarter https://t.co/oSvV9BmFDU

[Mike Lynch @mlynchtweets]

@DawsAngeles Nice. Here’s a screenshot of my current shuffle.

[Mike Lynch @mlynchtweets]

1st dose of Pfizer done. I Pfeel great.

[Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait]

https://t.co/iH6MfbM62H

[@longstorylong 🏳️‍🌈 @longstorylong]

I think I finally understand.

If I make pancakes for the kid, he will eat none of them.

But if I make pancakes for myself, *I* will eat none of them.

[Stevie Martin @5tevieM]

when you're trying to print something

[Mike Lynch @mlynchtweets]

9 y/o was making me watch “satisfying” YouTube videos of stuff being cut, crunched, etc. I countered with this...

David Letterman Dropping Stuff off of a 5 Story Tower. https://t.co/OU34AcxcYb via @YouTube

[DawsAngeles @DawsAngeles]

I woke up to good news. My latest audiobook, Greenwich Killing Time by @FriedmanKinky is now available on @audible_com You can get it for free if you sign up. https://t.co/zQTqDiBvFa

[Mike Lynch @mlynchtweets]

I was watching old MST3K and they dropped an Anna Maria Alberghetti reference. I can only hear it as @kyledunnigan doing Stallone thanks to @adamcarolla @AdamCarollaShow

[rjb @RJBee_2]

The letter that the Grateful Dead sent back to Warner Bros. Records in 1967

[Kerrang! @KerrangMagazine]

Foo Fighters have covered the Bee Gees… and it absolutely rules 🕺 https://t.co/JNUqsQ0cjx

[Harry Nilsson @OfficialNilsson]

Here's a clip of Harry Nilsson describing writing the song "One" while listening to a phone's busy signal

[W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell]

Vaccinate teachers.

Pass it on.

[Mike Lynch @mlynchtweets]

@adamcarolla you have eliminate one from existence... which do you choose?