Melissa is tired

Just trying to get through with minimal damage to myself and others. UGA alum RCB 🎺 she/her

[Hannah Riley Fernandez @hannahcrileyy]

I’m actively looking for an attorney — please DM me and boost this. St Francis lost my dog with a catheter in her leg and are ignoring me and not helping me.

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

Greta did it again!! Go watch Barbie!

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

This one hurts

[dftbaRachel.dftba.social @dftbaRachel]

im emo

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

Ya girl is going to business school!!

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

Today: absolutely crushed a company-wide presentation about a long-running experiment and plans for the future (about viral transduction)

Also today: googled the difference between transfection and transduction

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

Guys it finally happened. I have a jar of pickles that I can’t open, and no one is here to help me

[Dropout @dropout]

Dropout's new password-sharing rule: you should share your password with a friend who can't afford Dropout, because it would be nice of you 🤗

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

@hankgreen @GameChangerSam Hank on game changer WHEN?

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

This tweet is about the repair tech who told me to “read the manual before damaging the equipment” and then sent me a screenshot of the procedure in the manual I already described in detail. Send help before I email something I shouldn’t

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

Why do men???

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Glory glory, @UniversityofGA.

Congrats to the Dawgs on a hard-fought National Championship – and to @TCUFootball for beating the odds all season.

Georgia, no doubt you made your community proud tonight.

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

BRETT

[brretterr @brretterr]

You know where to find me.

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

Agree 😤

[swillo @swilloughbyyy]

@Ktabelz

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

I simply Do Not Exist when I am in an airport. Please do not perceive me

[Lauryn Ipsum @LaurynIpsum]

I’m cropping these for privacy reasons/because I’m not trying to call out any one individual. These are all Lensa portraits where the mangled remains of an artist’s signature is still visible. That’s the remains of the signature of one of the multiple artists it stole from.

A 🧵

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

Dawgs!!

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

@MaggiReese Idk what’s so confusing about it. It’s clearly just the hypnotoad 🫠🫠

[Melissa is tired @mlynn999]

Ask me about elastin-like polypeptides, I DARE YOU

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

"the secret scientists don't want you to know!!" Dude have you ever met a single scientist? My scientist friends are desperate for me to know about the changing mating habits of Brown marmorated stink bugs. They're screaming at the top of their lungs to tell you EVERYTHING.