mallory

[mallory @mlynneeee]

No twins yet btw

[mallory @mlynneeee]

Note to self that I'm going to have twins

[mallory @mlynneeee]

Was just told that I’m gonna have two sets of twins... bring it on

[mallory @mlynneeee]

@electMikeHarvey @elonmusk https://t.co/t4DvQEVNKH

[PathfinderInitiative @tpfinitiative]

Obama himself stated he didn’t need Congress to cut wasteful government spending. So don’t waste my time with your pathetic lies; here’s the clip for all to see. Now watch as your foolish argument withers and dies in the face of cold, undeniable truth.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Congratulations to every single person on the left who’s been campaigning to destroy women’s and girls’ rights. Without you, there’d be no images like this.

[Senator Ron Johnson @SenRonJohnson]

.@RobertKennedyJr joining forces with @POTUS to address chronic illness was the answer to my – and millions of other Americans' – prayers.

I urge my colleagues in the Senate to confirm his nomination and give him the opportunity to Make America Healthy Again.

[Christopher Barnard @ChrisBarnardDL]

New York Magazine literally cropped all the black people out of this cover photo and then complained that “the entire room is white”

[CindieonX @CynthiaFar75705]

@elonmusk Coincidence? I think not Elon! 😭

[Kevin Beebe, CPA @kevin_b_b6]

I keep seeing so called "smart people" arguing against Trumps tarriff plan, but that's only because they think in checkers, not chess.

And yes, Trump's plan is the epitome of 5D Chess.

Here's why...

[Donald Trump Jr. @DonaldJTrumpJr]

It took about 12 hours after my father‘s election win for Hamas to call for peace! @realDonaldTrump isn’t even president yet and he’s already getting it done. Spectacular.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Sure it was a lot of pressure, but it pales by comparison with President @realDonaldTrump, who they tried to kill twice, bankrupt and imprison for eternity

[Stephen Davis @Stephend1776]

Joe Rogan has officially endorsed Trump for President!

Whether rich or poor, from the rural areas to the cities, all colors, nationalities, and creeds - IT'S ALL HANDS ON DECK! Let's show up & show out in a MAJOR way and VOTE for Donald J. Trump!

Let's MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! 🇺🇲

[JD Vance @JDVance]

To my Democratic friends: maybe you should consider swapping Kamala Harris for Joe Biden.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

NEW: Kamala Harris appears nervous during a new interview, is asked about how she plans to bring down prices and responds by saying she was raised in the middle class.

Nice.

Question: What are one or two specific things you have in mind for [bringing down prices]?

Kamala: I grew up a middle-class kid. My mother raised my sister and me. She worked very hard. She was able to finally save up enough money to buy our first house.

When I was a teenager. I grew up in a community of hardworking people, you know, construction workers, and nurses and teachers.

And I try to explain to some people who may not have had the same experience, you know, if, but a lot of people will relate to this.

You know, I grew up in a neighborhood of folks who were very proud of their lawn, you know, and, and I was raised to believe and to know that all people deserve dignity.

And that we as Americans have a beautiful character. You know, we have ambitions and aspirations and dreams, but not everyone necessarily has access to the resources that can help them fuel those dreams and ambitions.

[mallory @mlynneeee]

@Lynch_Katherine I love you so much

[mallory @mlynneeee]

Thank You LAWD for this grey bearded goat 🐐

[mallory @mlynneeee]

I so often think about the time I walked into Mr. Overla’s class and yelled “HOW’S IT GOIN HOT ROD!” and he glared at me over his glasses with his finger pointed at the door telling me to exit and try again 😭😭 great mems

[mallory @mlynneeee]

Marc has been telling me lately that I’d be fun to watch on The Bachelor and idk whether to take that as a compliment or a breakup

[mallory @mlynneeee]

@RPanchoAlvarez2 @tomhanks HAHAHA touché!

[mallory @mlynneeee]

I refuse to die before meeting @tomhanks

....wait hold up I’m only 23????

I refuse to let @tomhanks die before meeting me

[mallory @mlynneeee]

@_lkidd My wheez was extra wretched that night

[mallory @mlynneeee]

Marc asked if I wanted to play with the blow dart he found in his basement the other day. Not exactly what I had in mind.

[mallory @mlynneeee]

In four months I’m gonna be living in San Francisco. 4 MONTHS!!!! Peace out Midwest!!! Leaving you for a place where I can casually drop a deuce on the sidewalk