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any pronouns

[m @mlzb_th]

yeah i go to school in columbus… but not osu… it’s pretty underground… you probably haven’t heard of it…

[m @mlzb_th]

nothing i hate more than seeing a muppet’s legs

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

why is Diet Coke that girl

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

I’m in Florida yes but I’m mostly here to see those cute little lizards.

[m @mlzb_th]

who is the worst person you’ve ever met and why is it the person you were dating when you were 19?

[m @mlzb_th]

band: we take requests!

guy with british accent: do you guys know .. la bamba?

[m @mlzb_th]

currently deep in an irish folk music phase .. so make of that what you will

[mari @alemari33]

imagine being addicted to lil fruity cigarette pens im cryin

[tyler woodward @tyler02020202]

not me going back to 505

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

To my boss: hey can I go home rn I feel kind of sad and weird

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Codependency slowly disconnects us from our authentic self and creates resentment.

Here's why:

[•ᴗ- @evadentz]

dyslexic children when they hear a rustle from the chimney on christmas eve

[Valentina V. @valentinavoight]

just asked my friend why she deactivated her instagram, she gon say “I’m just not being mysterious enough” 😭

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Unfortunately I need to drink a Diet Coke about this

[☆ ‧dreamboy··‧̩̥˟͙冬˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

pronoun candy 😭😭

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

To my friends thousands of miles away: let’s hang out rn

[m @mlzb_th]

took my gf to go get ice cream & now she’s got the zoomies