Kelsss ✌

it will all be okay in the end. if it’s not okay, it’s not the end.

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

“Are you gonna grab my glasses?”
“What would you do if i wasn’t here?”
“Ask my girlfriend to do it.”
“It’s my birthday and I’m still waiting on your lousy butt.”
“I don’t appreciate you talking about my butt like that.”

My grandparents, y’all. 😂😂😂

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

Other people drunkenly buy themselves clothes or unnecessary random objects. I ,on the other hand, but wood cut outs because i cannot control my urge to paint random shit.

[Mary @johnnyhellodepp]

Johnny Depp talks about Amber Heard using nail polish on a tissue to make him believe he’d “broken her nose.”

#JusticeForJohnnyDepp

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

Raise your sons right. Show them how to treat people. Your household should be an example of how people and significant others should be treated. Stop leaving it to their future significant other to teach them how to love.

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

How I’ve been feeling lately is perfectly explained by Damon Salvatore: Applesauce Penguin. That is all.

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

You know what’s really heartbreaking to me? That my “friends” know that today is really really hard for me due to it being the anniversary of my best friend passing and only ONE person said a single thing to check up on me.. all day. I AM lonely, i don’t just FEEL lonely. Got it.

[Kar @karlogan_]

Kanye tomorrow: “I TALKED TO CUDI. WE COOL NOW. HE WILL BE ON DONDA! WE CAN NEVER LET SOCIETY DICTATE US BLACK MEN! BUT I WILL NEVER FORGIVE BILLIE. KIM COME HOME.”

[Spill Sesh @spillseshYT]

Bruh.

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

Fuck February. It’s Ben six years and i still panic and relive it all over again. I just want my best friend and her family to be here still…

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

Covid can kiss my ass. I just want one night of sleep that’s peaceful and full of simply SLEEP. As a SAHM I simple want to give Covid a big F U so i can function my normal amount of not functioning like i used to.

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

I’m a miserable, overwhelmed mother that is in constant need of help and a break but I’m consistently met with “omg you’re doing such a good job” and I’m just continuously thinking “DO YOU NOT HEAR ME?! I NEED HELP!!!”

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

@BeanusRising What did you do 😂

[Shayla Aynes @sraynes95]

Such an honor! @joerogan especially since I came to work from my gmas wake. I appreciate the generosity, unfortunately I got fired after I got upset that I had to share the tip with servers that didn’t wait on you! Meeting you was the best way to go I suppose! You smell nice!😂😍

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

I need someone besides my boyfriend to try my food when i find / think of new recipes cause every time he tells me “it was really good!” My brain goes “he’s always gonna say that cause if he doesn’t he thinks you’ll never cook again.” 😂🥴

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

It should not take someone having a full on breakdown/ explosion of emotions for you THEN decide that you want to treat them with kindness. The kindness should’ve been there in the first place. No matter who they are.

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

Wow i really love how my non-child having friends just laugh off the really depressive messages i send them. Weird how i was the one child free friend for all of my (5) friends for 5+ years that always helped but i guess i got this alone somehow 🙃 I’m only losing it a lot…

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

My doctor doesn’t want to believe me that my allergies have changed since having a baby (but my body is covered in bumps and rashes) so she gave me a cream to “fix my eczema” that i do not have. Eczema doesn’t look like pimples but okay. All i asked for was an allergy test. 🙄

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

I remember it all too well.

[Kelsss ✌ @mm_kelsey]

Why can’t i just sleep like a normal person 🙄

[Sarah McGonagall @gothspiderbitch]

Nothing, and I mean NOTHING inspires me more than watching videos of stop motion animators at work. They are some of the most skilled people on the entire planet.

[G-Baby @saintgable]

I got friends with degrees, LLCs, and Felonies. I learned from everyone of those mfers