knoxknowsnot

exclusively insomniac tweeter, hater of all things traffic and cruise ship related, lover of all freelance djs and street meat.

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Today is just a day for self pity and irrational nihilism.

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It'd be cool if there was a scenario where one could get paid for napping.

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I'm too lazy to watch Netflix right now. #That'sWhereI'mAt #gains

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I wish selfies looked as retarded as they did while people were taking them.

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Pencil cases are so out.

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I've seen so many blind people recently. #irony

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The only crossword answers I got in today's puzzle were "Kale" and "Yoga." #noidoNotWearLuluLemon

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Someone please just buy me Chris Brown concert tickets. Man is just so smooth. #andviolent

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hahah...elephant with a coke problem..

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uncopyrightable is the second longest word in the english language without any letter repetition. #iforgetthefirstlongest

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platypus's (platypi?) sweat milk because they don't have nipples and are the only mammal containing venom. #whydontpeopletalkaboutthismore

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find me one person who doesn't pee in the shower

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Minus the attractiveness quotient, A/A-. #talkingaboutfoodhere #stopbeingpervs

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It'd be cool to say Wiz Khalifa was your daddy but prbly not cool to have Wiz Khalifa as your daddy. #hesmokesalotofpot #notgreatforinfants

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#carlyroseshouldhavewon

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I fooking hate Britney.

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Your lesbian name is Pat. Your lesbian name is Dana. Your lesbian name is fist.

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PLEASE CAN I JUST PLAY WITH YOU BABY POLAR BEAR??? #CURSEYOUPLANETEARTH

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Salvia trip: stuck in a 2D world made entirely out of honeycomb. #whywasmileysbetter

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When i was little, my mom dieted by using chocolate laxative bars. They looked like candy bars. #theywerentcandybars #10yearoldonthetoilet