mackenzie crocker

all aboard the hot mess express

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

Be very wary and suspicious of the people who are already telling us to stop asking questions about the Charlie Kirk assassination.

[kissy @gotsthecinema]

nialler… suddenly i’m 12 again telling everyone about kevin the pigeon

[mackenzie crocker @mmaacckenzie]

Adele is such a queen

[mackenzie crocker @mmaacckenzie]

@baileefcrowe See you there queen!!

[mackenzie crocker @mmaacckenzie]

The amount of people who texted me about Harry Styles coming to Little Rock today is astonishing. Love that this is my legacy

[mackenzie crocker @mmaacckenzie]

#NewProfilePic

[mackenzie crocker @mmaacckenzie]

What it’s like to be me:
*cried yesterday about the size of dress I had to order for a wedding
*sees a pic someone took of me in a workout & my confidence boosted 5 levels bc I look fit.
*will probably cry about my appearance later when I put on a swimsuit
It’s called ✨balance✨

[Chelsea Davison @chelsea_davison]

Taylor Swift cried so Olivia Rodrigo could sob

[mackenzie crocker @mmaacckenzie]

@LindseyCakes3 Let’s goooooo

[mackenzie crocker @mmaacckenzie]

I took a chance on a feeling but here I am feeling alone

[mackenzie crocker @mmaacckenzie]

new episode of the twenties report just dropped

[mackenzie crocker @mmaacckenzie]

@MadilynTownsend @hopihorvat ILYSM♥️♥️

[Madz✨ @MadilynTownsend]

So I’m so late to the game (even tho I love them both dearly) but do yourself a favor and go listen to The Twenties Report!!🤩 @mmaacckenzie @hopihorvat you’ll love it!!💓 (and I’m not even a podcast person)

[Iz misses harry :( @luvofhrryslife]

“once covid is over” is starting to sound like “when i meet harry styles”

[Nick Viall @NickViall]

Me: “I hate drama.”
Also me when the drama starts:
#TheBachelor

[mackenzie crocker @mmaacckenzie]

Every time I fall into the trap of thinking one direction is about to come back 🤡

[mackenzie crocker @mmaacckenzie]

Not me on the verge of tears after one minor inconvenience.... 🙃

[mackenzie crocker @mmaacckenzie]

@TeresaAP98 @tweetsbyleet SAME

[mackenzie crocker @mmaacckenzie]

@hopihorvat the humor in this tweet is next level stuff.

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s because she’s an alumni.