Matt Magarahan

Matt Magarahan - Songs To Forget, Vol. 2 EP available now anywhere & everywhere digital music is sold and/or SodaStreamed

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first live show in a little while…full band is dialed in and we’re pumped to be opening for Chris Burkholder Band !!! here’s the link: https://t.co/frzAE3ITCg

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I have yet to understand 1 @liamgallagher tweet. I really try, but I legit cannot understand any :)

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@ericslickmusic ironically, they didn’t use any nails in the build 😂 p.s. it looks awesome! congrats!

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Hot Air Balloons: 🎈
You’re in a large wicker basket 🧺 tied to a parachute 🪂 that’s inflated with a flamethrower. 🔥 What could wrong? “Hop in let’s go float over that mountain!” 🏔

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resetting clocks this am...my microwave makes me enter month, day and year or it won’t work. What? Am I gonna set something to cook till next year? Am I checking my microwave if I forget the date? Am I ever checking what date it is on anything? Let alone a microwave?

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Anyone else feel like “Every Hour” by @kanyewest sounds a lot like “Bennie and the Jets” by @eltonofficial ??? Goodnight!

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@kanyewest Is the livestream live yet?

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@ronniejmartin Luke 15:1-32 would be a great place to start!!! We could model God & his angels and rejoice!!! 🙌🏿🙌🏽🙌🏼

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New music alert! twlvmusic just released their first single! I co-produced & mastered this jam. Give it a listen. Streaming everywhere! Congrats TWLV! Amazingly talented group of… https://t.co/cqp5BYJSHX

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How does one exactly "throw" their back out?
No other pain or injury is described in this way
Stubbed my toe
Broke my finger
Pulled a muscle
Threw my back out???

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companies who make fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt: "we've done enough...we've made you a yogurt; we've made you a delicious fruit topping for the yogurt...but, we simply don't have the time or energy left to mix those two things...you're gonna have to handle that yourself"

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rolled ice cream? these folks are pouring melted ice cream onto cold metal surfaces and then, they're using spackling tools to roll/serve my dessert. help me understand...please :)

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sweatshirts are simply getting too shiny

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i requested a meeting with both Dave & Buster

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why are hotel room doors so loud when they close? aren't people there to sleep/rest? each door closing is like a wrecking ball hitting the hotel. good night...for now :)

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@RJPConsulting Congrats!!!
See ya soon!!!

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@BarnabasPiper cc @petermanni 😂😂😂