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blissfully unaware

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what’s one accessory i add to my outfit to show my cowboy boots are fashion and not yeehaw

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Not 2021 me being sad for anyone I made feel like Olivia by being Sabrina

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Finally listening to sour and 2018 me is crying in da club

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photo dumps are just Facebook albums

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whenever I’m complaining over text about something insignificant I always end it with “lalala” and my phone loves to autocorrect to Malala and really checks me in those moments

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Hire me I’m poor !

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Someone I beg of you just give me a job for summer I love working I will work literally every single day I just don’t want to go out and pick one and do the whole thing

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@ChrisLove__19 FOR WHY! But also baby steps good start

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If you’re a man and you don’t have a woman who cares for you forcing you to put on sunscreen, this is your sign I am your woman buy spf and wear it luv xx

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Does anyone use acorns and find it’s actually valuable? Does it feel like free money the same way my venmo balance does?

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I just want to go to brunch w the British girlies on tik tok

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Better yet add her to tiger belly and forget frenemies xoxo

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picture this: frenemies but edited to only the parts when Trisha talks

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This tweet was inspired by the past I do not identify as a single woman, I am not available for anyone don’t contact me for anything ever xx

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Being single and in the Hudson valley is just being asked if you ever come to the city every other day .. no I don’t and I won’t!!

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“I like to travel, how far is the trip?”
“But I could take you to this really great place!” “You’ve never been to the frying pan?!”

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This tweet was inspired by completing grad school from my childhood dining room table

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Picture this, a candle range sold from UB bookstore that captures the aroma of the different libraries and places I would work on campus

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the hardest part of cycling is taking off my sweatshirt without losing my cadence

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Who’s daddy goes to a nice golf course and can get me in as a CART GIRL PLEASE DON’T BE SHY LMK xoxo