Mayor Poot

expert in the field of distance

[Mayor Poot @mmaier65]

One sip of that double shot mochawappy frappadoo and I'm back to life

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Not now, Liz. Club Chalamet just got jumped by some Connor Storie fans in Paris

[joe gideon updates @mxrogersnbhd]

Josh Tillman is one of the very best lyricists of the 21st century imo and yet I still think this post is his best work

[Mayor Poot @mmaier65]

Thought about Aftersun for a little too long again

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

Anyone ever have dark thoughts when they're alone...?

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

girl i'm bored let's get shorter @wemby

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

My wife slapped the shit outta me last night cause I was smiling in my sleep…

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

The girl I would try is happy with a good guy

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I love havin a girl that i can talk to bout basketball and she actually knows what im talkin bout

[Michae| @Plz_Relax_]

love wemby but rooting for the spurs just to support him is individualism. your liberal idealism is a deadend.

The Knicks are The People

[Buck @BuckOnTwidder]

so i said look buddy if the spritz is not served outdoors im literally not even docking my citibike

[Mayor Poot @mmaier65]

Learning Dua Lipa met her husband because they were both reading the book I’m reading right now and today they got married and none of that really matters but at the same time, it sort of does

[Mayor Poot @mmaier65]

Saw the ugly doppelgängers of Harry Styles and Paul Mescal once the sun came out in Bushwick

[Mayor Poot @mmaier65]

If you’re in line to vote for Winona Ryder to win an academy award for 1993’s showstopping romantic satire The Age of Innocence, STAY IN LINE!

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

taylor swift in bushwick

[Skrt @yabischhhh]

@hanfjob whole album makes me feel like i’m on a big beautiful horse with my wife

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

what's the deal with kip's bay

[໊ @wynavira]

fuck, marry, kill: the wound that won’t heal, the past you can’t undo, the ghost that keeps returning

[Mayor Poot @mmaier65]

@iagreeiagree So funny dude

[Mayor Poot @mmaier65]

@whimpermanence We live in a patriarchal society and you have no idea what people call women who are not conventionally attractive?

[Mayor Poot @mmaier65]

@CMChiOsse @NYC_DOT It’s called Grime Square