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she/they | my vices are not limited to food, sleep, and deez nutz

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A thread of videos that have impacted me for better or worse:

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nothing in gta could have prepared me for international blvd, oakland

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“She’s singing from the soul.” - Bernardo, 2026, about someone being horny on karaoke in Concord.
“Are you sure she isn’t singing from somewhere down lower?!” - Mac.

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“If the rotation gets back to me, I’m gonna sing ‘Country Roads’—“
“BY JOHN LENNON?!”
“Wrong Jonathan!!!”
- Cass and I, 2026

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“If you want it crispy, you need to leave a crispy path.” - Chris, 2026, referring to dap technique.

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“It shot all over my hand.” - David, referring to the Tabasco he poured, 2026.

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@SwolBrah @hoxtonwanka @theashrb https://t.co/QN6V4TRrZB
There’s so much life in the desert :( it may not be a green forest, but it’s a tough environment inhabited by specialized lil beings

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“It does not stink!” - @LinkNeal, referring to his outdoor pee, 2025.

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“People die here.” - Ed, 2025, about making salt from Martinez shoreline water.

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“Every inch… matters.” - Ed, 2025, talking about a paper he was cutting.

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“I regretted saying that as soon as I started.” - also Ed, regarding that statement.

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“Do you eat your butters dry?” - Brandon, 2025

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“She cried like 8 times.”
“We know— we heard.”
- Mauro and Jolene, 2025

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チャッピーが最後に観た光景

photo @odazee_phot

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“I like the way it spreads.” - Brandon 2025

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“He likes the cow.” - Brandon 2025

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“You know, those spinny-make-electricity guys!” - Hayden, referring to windmills, 2025

[Om Nom @Cut_The_Rope]

thank you for your collab suggestions 💚🙌 It turns out there are so many more worlds for Om Nom to visit and so many great people to meet!

we hope all these collabs happen someday 💪

except a few...

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“Real Rhythm Heaven in Japan”

This event is called なごうて！(Nagoute!) and it’s an otagei event held in Nagoya.

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shoutout to eduroam for getting me in to every university wifi without me asking