Maya Malan-Gonzalez

Performer / Writer / Teatrista / Teatro Luna West ensemble member - Milagro Theatre company member - Cara Mia Theatre company member

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

Time to get flexible

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

@SHO_Penny it has taken you 9 episodes to finally get to an interesting place in this series. Your stereotypes on latinas are bs and your demon sister chick is so lost- but this last episode was low key my favorite- this is where we should have started.

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

This weeks episode of @Outlander_STARZ has taught me that a hand-job will bring a dying man back to life. I know this is true b/c Claire is a doctor. Also time travel is real- fight me! #iloveoutlander

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

Never buy the bully sticks with oder!!!! Always buy oderless!!! What was I thinking?! #fails #DogsofTwittter #dogmom

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

Massaging myself with a Thera-cane is helping the chest pains #Healing

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

According to google doctor I may be having a heart attack right now... hoping that health insurance comes through #Medical #healthcare

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

The dog park is my new meditation and happy place #pug #dog #dogsoftwitter

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

Trying to give your pet medicine is the worst! After a few successful goes- Sirius has caught on to our sneaky ways and he does not trust us at all. He’s giving major side eye

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

Have you ever worked all day in an office- then gone to a work gala and while in the bathroom peeing you thought- I could just fall asleep in this stall? #bathroom #OfficeLadies #gala #office #tired

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

@Delta I feel sorriest for the flight crew! Especially the one who has to sit by the toilet- that whole plane smelled like a stanky porta potty. Also let’s work on that 1.6 water score 😬🌴🌴🌴

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

@Delta your plane smells like piss

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

Don’t be a pushover
#jefa

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

Millennials/young people: is q’vo still in? Or do we have a new fun thing?

[b ✨ @messianagrande]

if you think this won’t be my reaction photo for the next two weeks, you don’t know me

[Ms. Mamas @itsbambibanks]

So I didn’t go out last night, right..........What I miss?

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

If you’re in LA check out our #talkingwhilefemale storytelling series in Boyle Heights, you won’t regret it! Come by this Thursday to celebrate our @audible_com launch!

[Studio Luna @holastudioluna]

Our new #audiobook is avail on @audible_com on April 23rd so we are #CELEBRATING! Our Launch Event is on April 25th, 2019, come party with us! tix for event - https://t.co/FbKs3da4yy

[Maya Malan-Gonzalez @mmalangonzalez]

My parents have FIVE different types of mustard but NO MAYO OR KETCHUP- wtf

[Studio Luna @holastudioluna]

We are excited to unveil the STUNNING cover art for our #audiobook Talking While Female and Other Dangerous Acts, created by @yocelyn_riojas We are in love, are you? 💕#AudiblexTeatroLuna @audible_com