mary

We're all mad here.

[🌸🌺🌼🌹 @mcarv_s]

saying summer is over on august 25 is an indicator of a quitter’s mindset and indoctrination by big halloween

[regina george @meanlore]

that prenup is about to be longer than any book travis kelce has ever read

[mary @mmank4]

I’m scared of Labubus.

[mary @mmank4]

Not everything needs to be a skort 🥀

[mary @mmank4]

The most critical part of having a functional office is having one colleague who loves making banana bread.

[mary @mmank4]

Farm Rio is for us Lisa Franks girls.

[Joseph S. Pete @nwi_jsp]

Chicago pope to introduce Italy to Italian Beef

[danny whizzbang @fatpizzza]

new pope from Chicago !?

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

y’all are worried about the wrong stocks

[⋆𐙚 ̊. @luvherout]

Field Day was so intense back in our day... Shit felt like the playoffs.

[chy. 🍄 @senpaichai]

Will things ever be fergalicious again

[machine yearning eng in SF 8/4-8/28 @confusionm8trix]

you want me to do pilates? the thing that killed jesus?

[discolita @clubdiscolita]

hello sharks i am asking for a normal fucking day

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Shamrock shakes for my real friends. Real rock shakes for my sham friends

[kenza @mstowe_]

they gave her a platform and she came prepared with the stats i’m crying

[Melissa (M²) @ToolGirl18]

Pickles are great..until you're in one.

[Staff Sergeant Johnson @Colonel_Myway]

I'm currently buying eggs off the streets and marijuana in stores.

[tay @hairball1952]

when it’s warm enough to go outside without a jacket

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

The feisty bitch in me honors the feisty bitch in you

[Maphitha @uMusa_]

I am really not built to let things slide.