Had my pals over last night for a few beers and one of thems put the telly volume to 100 and either bumped or hidden ma telly remote before they left.
Sometimes ye just need to applaud a cold and calculated bam up and realise you’ve been done.
What a Knob, literally the best day’s of your life. All your m8s in the same boat, bit money in your pocket, no Kids no Mortgages no Bills, Thursday to Sunday out in Boozers making memories that will last a life time
Coz I didn’t grow up with a lot of white people I’m still learning about them. I didn’t understand that sun burn was that instant. I asked my boy for rizla the other day and he looked normal, by the time I asked for the lighter he was bright red. I was so concerned for him
I'm thinking Jim Ratcliffe must have had a Christmas Carol type visitation from some ghosts earlier this week, but those ghosts were just Margaret Thatcher over and over again telling him to crack on.