Martyn

The sun does not forget a village just because it is small.

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@98_lee96817 @KijanayaKabras Inaitwa umama

[KYK 🇰🇪 @KijanayaKabras]

From today henceforth, We have renamed him Ndindi Nyondo… round hii hakuna huruma, huruma ni estate!!!

Mic test: Kiharu MP Ndindi Nyondo✔️

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@sholard_mancity Looks like we have our own Muhoozi right here in 254

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@CarolRadull Speculative footballing. Its hogwash

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@sholard_mancity Parliament is our weakest link..if we could just leave it out of our economic affairs have a team of experts..like the Moi era Dream Team to run our fiscal /economic affairs, maybe we could get out of the rock we are drilling

[Julians Amboko @AmbokoJH]

UPDATE: Kenya's shift to dual assessment tax regime

The National Assembly has passed two crucial provisions regarding pre-population of tax returns:

· The Revenue Authority will be obliged, in the event of an assessment borne out of pre-populated returns, to issue to the taxpayer written reasons informing the assessment source of the data captured within 30 days of the determination

· Taxpayers will be granted an opportunity to amend liabilities that are informed by pre-populated returns

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@Naomikibandi Such an idiotic statement. Instead of pushing for proper equipping of the hospitals on the ground, u are busy waxing lyrical here about bloody airstrips. And to prove your folly, yu add "so that leaders can. .". Others be left to ride n die by road, isnt it? Shame on you!

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@amerix Majority of Kenyans are totally idiopathic. Even Moses of the bible would have tough time managing them

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@roadsensekenya They dont even have a car to chase the suspect 😳

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@G19Gee @KenyanSays @Honwavinyandeti Even the funds collected during the day are not accounted for. Thats why the roads used by the same lorries and regular traffic in Katani are miniature ridges and valleys

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@sholard_mancity While the evil clown has no diplomatic restrictions to fly his private jet anywhere in the world, ordinalry Kenyans seeking to travel to various destinations get the Halt! sign. How evil can evil be?

[Maccory @MakoriStiv85278]

@alfredarapketer Ni shida ya kutembea bila suruali 😂

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@mungaikihanya I am a Kikuyu and vowed not to vote in a Kikuyu candidate come 2027. The only kushangaa nitapata is if a Kikuyu candidate wins it

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@sholard_mancity And the mandarins at treasury pretend to be fully knowledgeable when putting forward these proposals. Kumbe they r plain imbeciles, led by the skunk

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@sholard_mancity And the way they play lousy football in the name of soccer

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@rkabushenga @FIFAWorldCup Do you know of the reasons he was personally denied a visa? This is the herd mentality, it wont wash here.

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@sholard_mancity To the bench, Romans 1: 22..' claiming to be wise, they became fools'

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@sholard_mancity This skunk Mbadi emits the fouliest of all smells. Jambazi kabisa

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@RealChrisRiungu @sholard_mancity Wow..what akind hearted dude. Btw, were they accepting fare payment via Mpesa back then 2021?

[Martyn @Mmatow]

@moneyacademyKE What if the county govts that deduct and fail to remit