Marissa Mayer

[relatable @byreIatable]

The sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has somehow made me less productive than I already was

[That Pesky Prostitüt™ @LittleMissAngr1]

I need someone who is good at math to explain to me how there are 365 days in a year but somehow there have already been 500 days in 2020.

[Marissa Mayer @mmayer808]

@BaileeKensmoe It gets better. Just keep your head up, it's such a huge adjustment! Text me if you need to talk! 🥰

[Marissa Mayer @mmayer808]

#ThisIsMyCrew

[𝕋𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕟 𝕎𝕀 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕣𝕥𝕤 @TavernWISports]

Enjoying this weather with an ice cold @MillerLite! Send a picture of what your drinking tonight! #Miller #BrewCrew @Brewers #SeeOneSendOne

[Marissa Mayer @mmayer808]

Enjoy $10.00 off your first order from Walmart Grocery.
https://t.co/Mv30reWnh0

[Cory Hestekin @chesty05]

Carter repping @ChristianYelich and the @Brewers on #OpeningDay2019. #ThisIsMyCrew #MVP

[Marissa Mayer @mmayer808]

@chesty05 Hahaha everything is just so soft!! 🤷😂

[Marissa Mayer @mmayer808]

@NicoleS16584006 I'm almost done with it, then you can borrow it!! I'm preordering her other book that comes out in March too lol

[Marissa Mayer @mmayer808]

Wish I was at home snuggled up reading my book! #girlwashyourface #rachelhollis #nurselife

[Marissa Mayer @mmayer808]

@chesty05 this is you!!!

[Megan Krueger @megankrueger421]

“You just said you were full and you’re still gonna have ice cream??”

ice cream doesn’t go to the stomach it goes to the heart so I don’t understand the question

[↣Hannah↢ @huntinhannah]

Me when my boyfriend is asleep:
Quiet, mutes phone volume, uses phone screen as a light so I don’t wake him up with the actual lights
My boyfriend when I’m sleeping: Watches videos on his phone with the volume ALL THE WAY UP

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

My carb intake is impressive though fr

[Marissa Mayer @mmayer808]

@burkartsamantha Just don't shower 🤷 lol

[Marissa Mayer @mmayer808]

@leeahnicoleeee Oh it's really starting to grow!!! Lol

[Marissa Mayer @mmayer808]

Why do people think it's okay to walk up to you and touch your belly, I don't walk up to you and touch your belly... #mindboggling #mybody #handsoff #soannoying #PregnancyProblems

[Dylan Franson @dylanfranson]

So sick of working nightshift 😭 no one is up