melz

meatloaf, stella, and goose are my babies (*˘︶˘*).｡.:*♡

[old tom @culture_coffin]

so you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk and then when i got home i had every intention of calling you but you had already called and you said you wasn't going to call so you stalked my whole life on the boardwalk... i went on one ride god bless me it's fucking summa

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

"Your instructions are making me feel stupid, and I'm NOT stupid. Even clever people need things to be clear!"

-My furious autistic six year old giving me a new way to respond to managers at work

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Parfois les chats nous aiment tellement qu’ils ne savent plus faire la différence entre un câlin et une attaque. Cette petite boule de poils a juste envie de te dévorer d’amour, elle ne sait même plus comment gérer 🥹

[★ LIISA ★ @fcknlisa]

you could be in Sincere's face dogging him for all the wrong he's done to you and he's gonna sit there like "😃 yeah that's true. I kinda see where you coming from" and then goes and does the thing again

[Tom Broome-Jones @tbroomey]

Keke Palmer being the most relatable person in the room by reacting exactly the way any of us would if Keanu Reeves stood up and started recreating Matrix moves while talking about making the movie.

[shsemisser @honsooled]

THIS poem is everything to me. it makes me so hopeful for my adult friendships

[g @34rths]

I spend a lot of time noticing #Noticer

[ً @cryst6ls]

sometimes i think to myself “damn i need to stfu” and then i say something else

[miya @miyarah_]

mi gata muriendo de fomo cada vez que cierro la puerta del baño

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

they need to put minionese on duolingo

[maria @ioo0zii0zi]

quando voce ta num date e percebe que mencionou sua melhor amiga pelo menos 15 vezes em menos de meia hora

[culture @notgwendalupe]

Confessions ll being literally this clip

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

corbin recieved a cloud update with better prompts and ate sincere up a little bit

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

Aniya telling the girls how much comfort Carl bring her then the camera panning to him releasing a bug outside in them Harry Potter glasses lmao these producers geek me

[sage @staysage]

we talk about aniya and melanie a lot but kayda is so far gone. she can’t even be mad at zach for 5 minutes like it’s scary #loveislandusa

[ophelia @timesthecharm3]

trin and aniya advice so bad they got melanie asking corbin for his insight😭😭😭😭

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

Corbin film ended and this nigga started laughing. Like I truly respect a villain that knows they ain’t shit LOLOLOL

[Kali @102YLA]

The concept of Jen being brand new to Sincere but clips of him and Sol being old news……..the male mind