Molly

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[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Microsoft Teams should be forced to shut down each day at 5 PM local time.

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

keep smiling in those graduation photos ain't nothing gonna be funny in a minute

[Matt Silverman @mattsilverman4]

People get a real job and start posting Instagram captions like “Q1 2026”

[erica @ericanextdooor]

stop saying ‘slide deck’ it’s a powerpoint

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

RIP to all the gold girls who are getting silver jewelry tomorrow and to all the silver girls who are getting gold jewelry tomorrow and to aaaaall the girls who are getting ugly ass heart shaped jewelry tomorrow!
hope you break up with your boyfriends 🩷🩷🩷

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Do not ask me to get sushi with you and then order something with cream cheese in it

[Kristen @Kica333]

My favorite winter activity is staying inside where it’s warm.

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

I can tell exactly who a woman is by her nails. the shape, the thickness, the polish choice, the design, the last time she got them done. the details are there…I could tell you about yourself by glancing at your nails for a few seconds…

[reem @fallnstrs]

ANDY IS NOT A MAKE A WISH CHILD OH MY GOD VOTE HIM OUT ALREADY HOLY #dwts

[Uncle Female @unclefemme]

remembered the only way out is through

[alfie @alfienxo]

romo (relief of missing out)

[alli @sonofalli]

there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth

[Molly @mmcbreezy]

@reagyweagy 💀

[xanervin @1heyshoot]

We both in America gang don’t call me on what’s app

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Do you ever find yourself in situations at work where you think I am not old enough to be involved in these kinds of problems I am just a 26 year old teenage girl

[im not real @ithinkineverwas]

happy st patricks day to men under 5’10!!! today is yalls day💚🍀

[Jo @Journee7k]

Not flossing 🚩

[popular loner🚶🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️ @milkyy_tweets]

walking past ur work crush the day after seeing him get a coke out of the break room vending machine