McClain

Comedy account ~ Here for satire and fun ~ Lighten Up, Man! I make fun of EVERYBODY, so don't take it personal! As for political views, I can't stand ANY of 'em

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@iAnonPatriot Sounds like her broke ass didn't have enough money to make it to the end of the month and now she wants everyone else to stop shopping simply because SHE CAN'T! 🤣

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@Bubblebathgirl All the makeup and surgery in the world and this dude will still look like a dude. It was cute to see Swayze in drag, but he still was just a guy in makeup.

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@elonmusk What's with the snarky looks and feedback from the panel? It's like trying to have an adult conversation with a bunch of 4th-graders. 🙄

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@elonmusk When I started watching this post, why did the 'Humpty Dance" start playing in my head?

https://t.co/NbDBlr5yGT

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@JebraFaushay Hey Dems! If you're still scratching your head and trying to figure out how in the hell you lost, then just watch this clip...this is how you lost. 🙄

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@anammostarac Wow! I feel sorry for her husband. If he was feeling a little amorous one night and wanted to fool around she'd launch into a 20-minute diatribe about why they shouldn't and "your making me a victim of your patriarchy!" over it.

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@anammostarac Wow! I think she's reading a lot into it. How did she build such a long, drawn out mental rant from "Please send us a list of 5 things you did last week"? About 9 out of 10 companies, corps, and orgs do this as a standard practice, and she's going all North Korea over it. 🙄

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@ViralCuts_ Not far enough...I would've been 50-times more aggressive. Someone would've been bleeding and bones would've been broken

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@CollinRugg They're getting an 8-month severance, for a job they were skating through while collecting fat checks and the best benefits anyone could offer...all while not having to worry about 'performance reviews'... so could someone please show me where the "cruel" part is? 🙄

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@akafaceUS

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@TheOnlyDSC They can wish in one hand and sh*t in the other, let's see which one fills up first.

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@WorldDarkWeb2

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@RealJamesWoods If she thinks this is some kind of game of chicken, then someone needs to tell her she's going to lose...and so will her voters. 🙄

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@JebraFaushay If I had to choose this or "Smelly Cat" I'd choose "Smelly Cat"...

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@catturd2 His face could stop an asteroid.🙄

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@JebraFaushay It's hard to take them seriously when they seriously look like clowns. 🙄

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@LangmanVince Looks like they need to start rounds of random drug testing over at CNN. 🙄