Michael McEvoy

Principal Ballerina of the Mariinsky State Opera

[Sarah @SarahDuggers]

Is any of it going to fit him?

[Michael McEvoy @mmcevoy]

@WelshGasDoc Oh so now i cant even throw snaps at the ground to try and impress girls/ward off rivals

Thanks for nothing gmc

[Andrew Mueller @andrew_mueller]

It can't be *that* boring.

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Not the worst thing to happen to Franz Ferdinand in a car

[Jathan Sadowski @jathansadowski]

Oh I don't know, I think that territory is actually very well charted

[Sleaford Mods @sleafordmods]

You won’t be moaning about the new smoking ban when your legs look like Parma ham and you can’t leave the house Incase you shit yourself through your ankle. Shut up. Smoking is up there with dunking women in the river cos you heard they’re mates with Satan.

[Met Office @metoffice]

tHANKS

[Nicky @popthatrunk1]

i would run you over in every trolly problem ❤️

[Neil @_Enanem_]

My Grandad was highly decorated in World War Two… in fact, many people believe it was the tinsel on his helmet that got him shot.

[Drivelcast @drivelcast]

Is there a @vizcomic Letter or Top Tip that lives rent-free in your head? EVERY time I'm driving, I think of the person who wrote in to say "Why should I use my indicators? It's none of your business where I'm going"

[Shasti @sh44sti]

forced to look at spreadsheets when my true dream is to be a salaryman for a conglomerate in shibuya and leave work early to drink a small beer in a cramped alleyway with my briefcase and neglect going home to my family

[Stephen Kelly @StephenPKelly]

FLEABAG (2016)

[Reverry @EfranAlexander]

It's his best goal imo. Most people have the FA Cup final goal and Olympiacos as the top 2, but for pure aesthetics it's number 1.

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

That's an excellent deal.

[Ewan Moore @EMoore_]

"Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive"

[Ian and Iain News @IanAndIainNews]

🚨Breaking Ian News 🚨
A bad day for Ians in the UK. The number of constituencies voting in an Ian went down 37.5% compared with 2019, an unprecedented decline in Ians.

#iannews #ian

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

"I like sandwiches too Mr Sunak…"

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

Captain Oates on the way to the bookies to put £50 on the rest of his comrades dying.