Marion Coe

Artist, archaeologist, elitist penguin hater

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I'm all like, why are people staring at me, geez people lay off, and then I'm like, oh yes, I'm wearing a shirt with a chihuahua in a tophat

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4 chickens died for my meal. Or 1 mutant chicken

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Arial font? Psssh, more like "burial" font.

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Coming home to my apartment on a hot humid day, when I haven't turned on the ac, is like stepping into someone's mouth.

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Why does science take so long?!

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Almost as good as crystal's cow voice in City Slickers.

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Robin williams and colin firth had a baby, and it's this guy.

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That's a Herbert Hoover, or a Waring Hudsucker #oscars

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Ugh, superlatives are the worst!

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Spent a good deal of lunch today mapping out on a chalkboard the divergent timelines of the Planet of the Apes universe.

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I just wrote an annoying and pointless email to campbells to complain about the msg in their soups. Pointless, but it woke me up a bit.

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For some reason, the term "love knife" has come up in 3 different circumstances today.

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@GameOverMike They're
going to start turning against each other soon. Possible murder plots.

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At an old fashioned bbq place during a tornado. Classic Mammet.

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@annaisspry Hello!

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I have a strange love for Roger Miller. I'm an old man.

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@JoshuaJLynch FAST TWEETING

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@jheydasch I had gotten out of the habit. But I'm back, yo!

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Hello, twitter.

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I think the Jam's "Start!" is the better version of "Tax Man".