jess

basically the female charlie brown

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Planning your birthday dinner like

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Me in 2018: I have to be productive all the time or I’ve wasted the whole day! No days off!

Me in 2024: I’m going to watch the 2013 Great Gatsby, then the 1974 one, and tell you guys what I like best.

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(Very) delayed update: didn’t get the job.

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Somehow incorporated unicorns into a cover letter for a job application. FEELING PRETTY GOOD ABOUT THIS ONE! #Adulting #hiremeplz

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@dooscarfox Wow! Thank you for this. I think it’s so weird how quiet everyone is about this. 🤔I’m glad you are safe!!

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@Thaumatology therapy is the best!!!

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did you have crushes who were always somehow unavailable (in a relationship, far away, gay), basking in despair that they you two will never be, but when they become “available” (e.g. break up with gf) you lose interest, or did you not need therapy?

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@grradams amazing

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@eatpreycode aww i love that show 😂

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@eatpreycode white claw is essential

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@jkeats what’s hamilton?

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@TubeBuddy Yep! Basically it just is under "loading" for an infinite amount of time, no matter what keyword is searched, or whether it's via the popup window or the YouTube search.

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@TubeBuddy keyword score hasnt been working for me for most of the weekend. is this going to be resolved soon? have a few videos that need optimization ASAP. Thanks!

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@slackmistress i see u (i don’t have kids or anything just love these shows!) i was so excited to see the adventures one on netflix 😂 you are amazing and so funny

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@pagefault404 @MileyCyrus Hahahahah these are amazing

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i don't have many regrets in life, but i do regret not downloading my vines before they went out of business. also wish I went to @MileyCyrus's #bangerztour

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@slackmistress Congrats! Hang in there. ❤️

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@evyann @slackmistress the best friendships always come from the worst circumstances

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is your server a cat @Twitter