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I made a viral tweet 5 years ago & now I think I’m cool

[mel @mmeloonn]

You ever wake up in the middle of the night and the George Lopez theme song is blasting

[Nat🐇 @Ganssit0]

Not commenting on your girls stuff is weird I want my man barking in the fucking comments

[mel @mmeloonn]

@melissa_ballek Thank you🥰

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

“Put these sunflower seeds in your pocket so that something beautiful will grow when your corpse is laying in our fields.” Ukrainian poetry is my favorite.

[daria 🇺🇦 @oioiisogolden]

!! UKRAINE
i woke up at 5am today because of the sounds of explosions. and let me tell you, it was one of the scariest moments of my life. people are dying here for absolutely no reason. CIVIL PEOPLE. russia attacks houses, hospitals, shops etc. +

[Ryan Ken @Ryan_Ken_Acts]

“I don’t know enough to speak intelligently about the topic” is a phrase I will say freely and without the slightest bit of shame. Nobody needs my freezer burned take on everything. Sometimes the holy ghost says hush and read a book.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Pisces season is coming

[mel @mmeloonn]

thank god for case actually ❤️

[JWay 💫 @TheJWayy]

if we ever in a “don’t laugh” situation do NOT look over at me bro

[mel @mmeloonn]

@caseybaylis 😘😘😘😘

[mel @mmeloonn]

@caseybaylis The hottest mama ever

[SIE @_badassiee]

Some people can FaceTime me randomly, others can’t. Know your role.

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

You gotta love how every New Year’s Eve CNN is like “instead of the news tonight everyone who works for us is gonna get blackout on live tv”

[me @boltsfood]

embarrassed bc i'm walking down the sidewalk and a rat is just like walking next to@me and it looks like we're together

[Mir @PrayyboiCarti]

I’ve been enjoying this time off so much I forgot I had a job 😭😭

[Marcé @MilesisOfficial]

When Instagram first came out we was really just posting real life shit like a picture of a peanut butter jelly sandwich we just made lol

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

It should be illegal to charge more than $1000 in rent if there’s not in unit laundry

[˗ˏˋ ryn ˎˊ˗ @onlineryn]

2022 is the year of tomfoolery. the year of jest. the year of being a “silly little guy” at all times. the year of shenanigans. this year is for scallywags. for rapscallions. ne’er-do-wells. little rascals.