MyKala

yolo mfer

[Mads @europemaxxed]

Would you please not vape your fruity flavor around my kids? my wife and i are raising them organically on Marlboro reds

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"Why can't you sleep?"

Me every night:

[rated ✧* @imyrated]

how life feels when nobody knows where you are or what you’re up to

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I'm this OLD

[Softboy @softboywin]

my toxic trait: I'll wake up on time, but lay in bed until I'm late 😭

[MyKala @mmfferr]

@HarlanCoben the soundtrack for this series is UNMATCHED 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

So your game is more important than me huh?

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

I can understand why Italians saw this and decided to invent unemployment

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

me googling the number that called me instead of answering it like an adult

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

“you take everything as a joke”

me:

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Me to EVERYTHING the few days leading up to my period

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

me: i saw it on twitter lmao

them: what’s your twitter

me: i don’t have twitter

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Adult bullies are so lame! Seek therapy.

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

it’s so scary how well people pretend!

[MyKala @mmfferr]

Men literally make me sick to my stomach

[☔ @Whotfismick]

"2026 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR"

Me in June:

[27. @dimvji]

idk how to explain it but i have just two years to figure it out

[✰ @YLBJAYYY]

People are fully aware of the weird ass shit they do