Megan Malone

human woman

[Megan Malone @mmichellemalone]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 #tsxcapitalone #Giveaway

[Megan Malone @mmichellemalone]

@ScottHech @nbcwashington cover this please - pg county

[Megan Malone @mmichellemalone]

9 years ago I decided I needed a SMALL dog. Went to many shelters to find the right one, finally Hank looked at me and said “sorry, I’m your boy”. I put this 110 lb hell hound in the car and my heart and life became whole. #NationalRescueDogDay

[Megan Malone @mmichellemalone]

Taylordle 5 3/6. This is where the past few years have taken me. Yes, TAYLORdle. And I’m good at it. 😕

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[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Goober the Clown
(who had an abortion when she was 23)

[Megan Malone @mmichellemalone]

@nbcwashington how have I not seen this on the news? A serial rapist in a park across the street from a baseball field in Fairfax City? Everyone should be aware and on the lookout.

[Fairfax City Police @FairfaxCityPD]

News Release on two recent cases.

[Fairfax City Police @FairfaxCityPD]

News Release on two recent cases.

[Rep. Chris Rabb @RepRabb]

I will be introducing a bill inspired by @RepKellyCassidy that requires all inseminators to undergo #vasectomies within 6 weeks of having their third child or 40th birthday, whichever comes first. /1

Additionally, . . .

#ReproJustice #ReproductiveRights #AbortionIsHealthcare

[Blue Virginia @bluevirginia]

A whopping 63% (!) of Glenn Youngkin's money so far has come from...himself. In short, he's trying to buy himself the governorship of Virginia. Let's not let him do that. https://t.co/1dnKw7Sc0N

[The Boston Globe @BostonGlobe]

On May 18, @benandjerrys posed a simple question on Twitter: “Any mint lovers out there?”

The Vermont ice cream company usually posts to social media daily, a buzzy feed of confectionary quips and political commentary.

But they haven't tweeted since. https://t.co/EI9sYPWSXT

[Megan Malone @mmichellemalone]

@Venmo #VenmoMe @meganmmalone

[Megan Malone @mmichellemalone]

@NobelPrize 20 yrs ago in AP English I got an incomplete on a report on my favorite poet. Teacher told me that while it was an A paper, she was giving me an incomplete - Bob Dylan wasn’t a poet or writer, he was a rock and roll musician. Biggest I told you so ever, thanks @NobelPrize

[Light in the Attic @lightintheattic]

The CDC says fully vaccinated people can now continue to listen to ambient music alone in their homes, thinking about the crushing weight of existence

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[Joy Behar @JoyVBehar]

Every time a Republican mentions Lincoln, an angel dies.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

I wish the horrifying assault on democracy would end so I could just get back to my devastating pandemic

[D.K. Uzoukwu @DKuzNY]

Xena still beating Hercules’ ass all these years later.

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Hey, Manson didn’t stab anyone. Incitement is a real crime.