minaa

[one dozen bats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

no offense to like 80% of you but I do genuinely think I’m a better person for having never placed a bet on sports

[no context memes @nocontextmemes]

What I imagine would happen if someone found out about the mistake I made at work

[Rachael 📚 @markruffaloTD]

I’ll so you one better. People who got into reading because it was trendy also fucked up the publishing industry to the point that commercial books are geared towards them as the default now and that’s why we’re getting slop after slop and publishers aren’t picking up historicals

[jesse @bIuesykes]

i still quote this to this day

[𝒩 𝑒 𝒙 @Nexiraluv]

“You know I keep that thang on me!”

That thang:

[Ashtyn Butuso @lil_buts]

we need to arrest @SouthwestAir for sending me an email every morning saying they have flights for $59 when they in fact do not!!!!

[Nicholas Rice @NicholasARice]

When you really think about it, this truly is one of our greatest cultural moments

[jynx @miiagarro]

"all women do is use men"

never in my life have i found a man useful

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Because men don’t want wives that come pre-submissive,they want to knock down and control independent women.

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[wengel @wengelll]

as a child i thought this was the most romantic scene ever i think im still right

[mary @theoceanblooms]

it still works on me sorry. I love this fuckass puppet.

[Masin Elijè @MasinElije]

I feel like Kim Kardashian been wearing the same thing in different colors each year. I feel like I seen this look before 😭

[‎ً @softiealiaa]

alia bhatt attends the met gala 2026 🧚‍♀️

[TMZ @TMZ]

Serena Williams commands the carpet that the 2026 #MetGala https://t.co/Vft2wLeQmf

[21 @21metgala]

Anne Hathaway attends the 2026 Met Gala.

[A Shot @ashotmagazine]

Sabine Getty at the 2026 Met Gala.

[26 @2026MetGala]

SZA for #MetGala

[SZA Charts @szaonchart]

SZA pays tribute to Oxum with her 2026 Met Gala ensemble.