I literally got more likes on my response threatening a song than the OG post, and then a flood of comments so I had to do it LOL.
WEINER BOY, SACA LA BANDERA!
[Intro]
(Sound of city traffic, sirens, followed by a heavy conga roll and a blasting brass section)
¡Oye! ¡San Francisco! ¡Escucha bien!
This goes out to the 6'7" guy making all the noise.
Mucha bandera, mucho grito... ¡pero mira las calles!
You want to steamroll the neighborhoods? We’re bringing the broom.
¡Agárrate! ¡Salsa dura!
¡Camina!
[Verse 1]
You in the store screaming ‘bout the flags on the wall,
While the tents pop up daily, you ain’t fixing it at all.
Neighborhoods are crying as you bulldoze right through,
Bypassing the churches for the developers' crew.
YIMBY king with the CEQA knife, cutting us in two,
Concrete towers rising while the locals lose the view.
You talk that sanctuary talk, but can’t secure the block,
Needles, tents, and chaos—yeah, that’s the Wiener walk!
[Chorus & Response (Coro y Pregón)]
(The backup singers chant the Coro, the lead singer punches in with the Response)
Coro: Wiener boy, saca la bandera! (¡Hey!) / Mucho ruido, pero cero pa’ la calle entera!
Lead: Screaming 'bout the flags while the tents just multiply!
Coro: Wiener boy, saca la bandera! (¡Hey!) / Mucho ruido, pero cero pa’ la calle entera!
Lead: Ten years in office, you don't even wanna try!
Coro: Wiener boy, saca la bandera! (¡Hey!) / Mucho ruido, pero cero pa’ la calle entera!
Lead: Gaza money in your pocket from the PACs that pay the fee!
Coro: Wiener boy, saca la bandera! (¡Hey!) / Mucho ruido, pero cero pa’ la calle entera!
Lead: Homeless staying abandoned, man, that's your legacy!
[Verse 2]
Running for the Congress, chasing Nancy’s empty throne,
SEIU dropped you fast when the Gaza heat got blown.
Pro-Israel cash is flowing while you flip on every side,
Left mad, right mad—nobody's buying the ride!
Big Tech ties, antitrust dance, psychedelics on your list,
But the one thing never fixed is the city in the mist.
Virtue signals maxed out, screaming at the crowd,
While San Francisco’s drowning in your progressive cloud!
[Bridge]
(Music strips back to just bass and percussion)
You talk that big game, polarizing every bill,
But the real problems growing—neighborhoods standing still.
Flags and pronouns busy while the city falls apart,
Time to face the music, you never had the heart.
(Horns build back up rapidly)
¡Díselo!
[Verse 3]
Wiener boy, you swinging for the fences every day,
But all we see is hot air, throwing common sense away.
Gaza checks are clearing, developers in your ear,
Steamrolling the people who just want their block clear!
Your era’s over, Wiener—the people see right through,
Spencer’s coming with the broom, we cleaning house on you!
[Outro / Montuno Section]
(Fast, aggressive salsa breakdown with call-and-response to fade out)
Coro: ¡Saca la bandera! ¡Get out the way!
Lead: Latinos por Pratt cleaning up this mess today!
Coro: ¡Saca la bandera! ¡Get out the way!
Lead: Taking over the churches for your master plan!
Coro: ¡Saca la bandera! ¡Get out the way!
Lead: But you never do a thing for the homeless man!
Coro: ¡Saca la bandera! ¡Get out the way!
Lead: ¡Te llegó la hora! We bringing in a new day!
(Final horn blast and sudden stop)
@iGardon Trump, Trump, Trump. There is no government funded benefits. Only taxpayer funded benefits. Nothing is free, and none of it is cheaper in California.