Maddie

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[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

This is how your email finds me

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

I’m done manifesting. It’s time to steaI

[BeatBox🧃 @BeatboxBevs]

“you down to slap the bag?”

me:

[Truly Pete (72%)👽 🔜 Some Rave Eventually @AStateofPete]

Recovering after a festival weekend really do be like this

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

There is a bike trail in Belgium where you can go “Cycling Through Water,” through a large lake in the De Wijers nature reserve.

This bridge is below the water line and in parts it is low enough to put riders at eye level with the lake

📹IG Mel Zagers
https://t.co/IQeHeav7C2

[Maddie @mminnder]

@dillonrouillard For realllll. I still haven’t watched how it ends, I was done when the car accident happened

[trash jones @jzux]

are you ever telling a story and halfway through you’re like jesus will i ever shut up

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

quitting my job to decompose full time

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

Thank you for your payment.

Me:

[charlie @chunkbardey]

and on top of everything else, fingies cold

[mommy jaz @jazjizzes]

I’m a grade A self sabotager I’ve truly never seen anyone else do it like me

[leni @babubarfs]

this can't be the same pay my coworkers are raising 3 kids with

[sucks @powerbottomdad1]

it's kinda sweet how you only get one life and you can just totally fuck it up in the first quarter and then you get to sit and take the L for 60 years haha

[Wing Kar Li, PhD @wingkarli]

Canada is just five big banks, two grocery chains, and three telecom giants in a puffer down jacket.

[juggs @mentallybexed]

imagine having beef with me. i’m just a sweetie. a precious baby angel. you’re gonna have beef with a precious baby angel? for shame.

[trash jones @jzux]

am i burnt out or have i just always been kinda stupid